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(Created page with "Elmo of Sesame Street was growing impatient and, frankly, bored with the conquests of the other public broadcast networks across America. He enjoyed the power it gave him, of course, but he longed for more presence on a major network compared to some channel that runs shitty 360p pottery documentaries all day long. He wanted to tackle a big fish. He wanted The Simpsons. However, Elmo was far too smart to attempt a full blown conquest of the show, so he decided to plant...") |
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Elmo of Sesame Street was growing impatient and, frankly, bored with the conquests of the other public broadcast networks across America. He enjoyed the power it gave him, of course, but he longed for more presence on a major network compared to some channel that runs shitty 360p pottery documentaries all day long. He wanted to tackle a big fish. He wanted The Simpsons.
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Nevertheless, the legacy still remains, and the episode is being worked on to this day. It's a top secret affair, or, at least, it would be if it weren't for the brave exploits of an anon on the tv/cartoon board of 4chan. Elmo Cultists attempt to silence the truth and keep the episode top secret until its release day where its cognitohazard effects become reality, but I know better. We all know better. Homer creampie own buthol. They cannot hide it forever.
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