Elon Musk's wiping technique: Difference between revisions

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(Created page with "{{note|From a Reddit post parodying an article about Musk's playstyle in Eldin Ring.}} According to Musk, he is currently using toilet paper to clean his ass after pooping. Which allows him to clean his ass without getting his hands dirty but also get a clean ass when needed. Musk says that he uses the toilet paper on the left hand, while he typically holds his phone in his right hand. When Musk’s toilet paper isn't cleaning his ass, he likes to use his phone to shit...")
 
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