Elon Musk's wiping technique

From a Reddit post parodying an article about Musk's playstyle in Eldin Ring.

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According to Musk, he is currently using toilet paper to clean his ass after pooping. Which allows him to clean his ass without getting his hands dirty but also get a clean ass when needed. Musk says that he uses the toilet paper on the left hand, while he typically holds his phone in his right hand. When Musk's toilet paper isn't cleaning his ass, he likes to use his phone to shit post over twitter. Musk is also fluid when it comes to type of toilet paper, switching between regular and wet wipes depending on if he has shit stains on his ass or not.

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