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'''CHEESE'S NOTE:''' Made with the help of [[User:CrashingCymbal|CrashingCymbal]]. Affectionate parody of the NIN song "Hurt". |
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I drank some coffee today |
I drank some coffee today |
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to see if I still feel |
to see if I still feel |
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I focus on the grains |
I focus on the grains |
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the only thing that's real |
the only thing that's real |
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The coffee maker burns a hole |
The coffee maker burns a hole |
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the old familiar drink |
the old familiar drink |
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try to spill it down the drain |
try to spill it down the drain |
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but I remember everything |
but I remember everything |
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What have I become? |
What have I become? |
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My Starbucks friend |
My Starbucks friend |
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Everyone I know goes to Dunkin Donuts, in the end |
Everyone I know goes to Dunkin Donuts, in the end |
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And Cymbal could have it all |
And Cymbal could have it all |
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my empire of coffee |
my empire of coffee |
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I will let you down |
I will let you down |
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I will make you coffee |
I will make you coffee |
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I wear this crown of grains |
I wear this crown of grains |
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upon my Starbucks CEO chair |
upon my Starbucks CEO chair |
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Full of broken thoughts |
Full of broken thoughts |
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I can not repair |
I can not repair |
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Beneath the stains of caffeine |
Beneath the stains of caffeine |
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the tastes will disappear |
the tastes will disappear |
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you are someone else |
you are someone else |
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I am still right here |
I am still right here |
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What have I become? |
What have I become? |
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My Starbucks friend |
My Starbucks friend |
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Everyone I know |
Everyone I know |
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Goes to Dunkin Donuts in the end |
Goes to Dunkin Donuts in the end |
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And Cymbal could have it all |
And Cymbal could have it all |
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my empire of coffee |
my empire of coffee |
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I will let you down |
I will let you down |
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I will make you coffee |
I will make you coffee |
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If I could drink again |
If I could drink again |
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a million coffeehouses away |
a million coffeehouses away |
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I would keep myself |
I would keep myself |
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Latest revision as of 02:13, 21 June 2023
CHEESE'S NOTE: Made with the help of CrashingCymbal. Affectionate parody of the NIN song "Hurt".
I drank some coffee today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the grains
the only thing that's real
The coffee maker burns a hole
the old familiar drink
try to spill it down the drain
but I remember everything
What have I become?
My Starbucks friend
Everyone I know goes to Dunkin Donuts, in the end
And Cymbal could have it all
my empire of coffee
I will let you down
I will make you coffee
I wear this crown of grains
upon my Starbucks CEO chair
Full of broken thoughts
I can not repair
Beneath the stains of caffeine
the tastes will disappear
you are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become?
My Starbucks friend
Everyone I know
Goes to Dunkin Donuts in the end
And Cymbal could have it all
my empire of coffee
I will let you down
I will make you coffee
If I could drink again
a million coffeehouses away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
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