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I was sadly wrong. |
I was sadly wrong. |
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one day, I load up my Mario 64 emulator to play my favorite game on the computer, but instead of the goofy Mario head that's usually at the title screen, instead there were just the words "EPIC MARIO GAME U STOLE!!!" I thought that this was just a simple glitch or maybe even an easter egg, so I hit start. when I loaded into the game, Mario was staring at the camera, he had |
one day, I load up my Mario 64 emulator to play my favorite game on the computer, but instead of the goofy Mario head that's usually at the title screen, instead there were just the words "EPIC MARIO GAME U STOLE!!!" I thought that this was just a simple glitch or maybe even an easter egg, so I hit start. when I loaded into the game, Mario was staring at the camera, he had hyper realistic skin acne and spoke some horrifying words to me. |
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"HEY-A MOTHERA FUCKA, MARIO A-KNOW YOUR-A SINS, YOU TRIED TO MOTHAFUCKIN EMULATE, WE DONT DO-A THAT AT NINTENDO, I MARIO FROM MARIO 64 OF NINTENDO, CURSE THEEE!!!!" |
"HEY-A MOTHERA FUCKA, MARIO A-KNOW YOUR-A SINS, YOU TRIED TO MOTHAFUCKIN EMULATE, WE DONT DO-A THAT AT NINTENDO, I MARIO FROM MARIO 64 OF NINTENDO, CURSE THEEE!!!!" |
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I was frozen in fear, the emulator shut off, and on my screen, there was a simple message. |
I was frozen in fear, the emulator shut off, and on my screen, there was a simple message. |
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Us here at Nintendo h8 Emulation, |
"Us here at Nintendo h8 Emulation, we are going to teach you a lesson." |
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I locked all my doors to the house. To make sure no cops or Nintendo themselves could get into my home. I slept fearing I might die, but nothing happened. |
I locked all my doors to the house. To make sure no cops or Nintendo themselves could get into my home. I slept fearing I might die, but nothing happened. |
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This morning, I woke up, took a piss, went to the bathroom, looked at the mirror, and screamed. |
This morning, I woke up, took a piss, went to the bathroom, looked at the mirror, and screamed. |
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I had the same |
I had the same hyper realistic skin acne as Mario! I looked out my window, and Nintendo ninjas, wearing bright red were waiting at my doorstep, to kill me! |
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All I can really do now is write this story, and hope it reaches someone, I warn you all...... |
All I can really do now is write this story, and hope it reaches someone, I warn you all...... |
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DO. NOT. EMULATE. |
DO. NOT. EMULATE. |
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