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The fourth part of "Jeff Spinoffs" saga. Don't forget to check out the [[Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|previous]] [[More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|three]] [[Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen|installations!]]

 And the [[Oh No! More Jeff Spinoffs|sequel!]]

Jeff Drinks Ink

Jeff Drinks Coke and Eats Mentos

Jeff Drinks All The Tea In China

Jeff Loses The Game

Jeff vs. Hurricane Sandy

Jeff Plays Golf

Hungry Hungry Jeff

Jeff Inserts An Entire Marching Band Into His Ass

Jeff Steals The Klopmann Diamond

Jeff Plays Action 52

Jeff Gets The Munchies

Jeff Has An Existential Crisis

Jeff Converts To Rastafarianism

Jeff Catches Thumbtacks On His Eyes

Jeff Gets A Pedicure

Jeff Gets Drafted Into The Military

Jeff Listens to Ziggy Stardust

Jeff Becomes A Cowboy and Joins the Circus

Jeff Goes To A Blood Drive

Jeff learns Kung Fu

Jeff Tries To Get His Drivers'License

Jeff's Hot Flash

Jeff vs. Ringworm

Jeff vs. The Red Ring of Death

Jeff vs. The Blue Screen of Death

Jeff Takes Knockout Drops

Jeff Bites His Nails

Robojeff. Half man. Half machine. All serial killer.

Jeff's Salt Lick

Jeff Suffers A Panic Attack

Jeff the Killer IN SPACE II: Electric Boogaloo

Jeff Gets His Teeth Knocked Out

Jeff Gets Gingivitis

Jeff Gets Shot In The Kneecaps

Jeff's Hand Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook

Jeff's Dick Gets Chopped Off And Replaced With A Hook

Jeff Becomes One Big Hook

Jeff Loses His Favorite Knife

Jeff Catches Smiledog's Fleas

Jeff Gets Dragged Away By Wild Horses

Jeff's Fancy New Boots

Jeff Sits Around Watching TV All Day

Jeff Goes To Qahog

Jeff Becomes A Stand-Up Comedian

Jeff Becomes A Ganguro (look it up)

Jeff Re-Enacts Goatse

Jeff Balances A Car On His Head

Jeff Burns Chick Tracts

Jeff hits BEN with giant Fists Of Graft (tm)

Jeff's Beer Belly (or should I say, blood belly)

Jeff's Daiperfur Fetish

Jeff Spontenaously Floats Away

Jeff Watches Helplessley As BEN Degenerates Into A Mess Of Garbled Polygons

Jeff Forgets To Pay His Cable Bill

Jeff The Killer Freezes Into A Jeff-Sicle

Jeff Legally Changes His Name To Maximillian Danger

Jeff Stuffs Grapes Up His Nostrils

Jeff Gets A Pompadour

Curse Of The Were-Jeff.

Jeff Humps Slenderman's Leg

Jeff Gets Plastic Surgery

Jeff Houses A Family Of Voles In His Hair

Jeff At The Sauna

Jeff Gets Shipwrecked

Jeff vs. Rule 34

Jeff Falls Down The Stairs

Jeff Founds A Wiki

Jeff Finds Out Smile Dog is a Transvestite Midget in a Costume

Jeff Eats Moldy Bread

Jeff Kills Dumbledore

Jeff Goes Back In Time And Kills The Dinosaurs, Gets Zapped Dead By The Time Police

Jeff Has Sex With a Pencil.

Jeff vs The 12 Steps

Jeff vs Scientology

Jeff Makes Deviled Eggs

Jeff Saltues His Shorts

Jeff Wedgies Slenderman

Jeff Commits Every Sin (Except for Lust Because He Couldn't Get Laid).

Jeff Eats A Cat

Jeff Can't Believe He Ate The Whole Thing

Fractal Jeff

Jeff VS 2012 (The Movie)

Jeff Falls In Elephant Poop

Jeff Grows A Tomato Garden

Jeff Dies (Of Old Age)

Jeff Gets Brainfreeze

Jeff Whizzes On An Electric Fence

Jeff Crosses The Streams

Jeff Gets Hit By A Falling Piano

Jeff Does Stuff

Jeff Kicks The Can

Jeff Likes Big Butts And He Cannot Lie

Jeff Plays AD&D

Jeff Makes A Killer Robot Shaped Like Himself Which Instantly Turns On Him

Jeff Is Shaved Bald

Jeff Hatches The Egg

Jeff Pumps Iron...Iron Maidens That Is

Jeff Paints Happy Little Trees

Jeff Gets Strapped To A Tomahawk Missle

Jeff The Quadruple Amputee (He'll bite yer legs off!)

Jeff Needs Glasses

Jeff's GIGA DRILL BREAKER!

Jeff Makes Out With A Cyberman

Jeff Finds A Gundam

Jeff Is So Tough, He Stubbed His Toe While Watering His Spice Garden And Only Cried For Twenty Minutes

Jeff Makes A Contract With Kyubey

Jeff Lactates

Jeff Attacks A Porcupine, Winds Up Covered In Quills

Jeff's Chest Wig

Jeff Trades In His Knife For A Naginata

Jeff Goes To Starbucks

Jeff Itches Really Bad

Jeff vs. A Black Hole

Jeff Milks A Goat

Jeff Pissed In Your Popcorn

Jeff Wears A Rainbow Clown Wig

Jeff Mutates!

Jeff Eats An Unbelievably Spicy Enchilada And Breathes Fire For Five Minutes

Jeff Discovers The Portable Hole

Jeff's Nosebleed

Jeff Turns To Stone

Tickle-Me-Jeff! Press his tummy and he murders your entire family!

Jeff Enters A Pie-Eating Contest

Guess What's In The Pouch Of Jeff's Hoodie?

Jeff Goes Bobsledding

Jeff's Fingers Turn Into Minitaure Jeffs

I pity da foo' who don't GO TO SLEEP

Jeff Goes Go-Karting

Jeff gets attacked by WEIRD MUMMY INSECTS!

Jeff Becomes a Cheerleader

Jeff The Janitor

Jeff Attempts Auto-Liposuction

Jeff the Panda

Jeff Doesn't Forget to Bring a Towel.

Jeff Pilots A Dalek

Jeff's fangirls make out with his petrified corpse from [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Furbearingbrick/A_strange_dream_I_had_last_night. Furbearingbrick's fucked-up dream]

Jeff The Killer: The Pen &Paper RPG

Jeff Takes Up Tap-Dancing

Jeff Cleans Suicide Mouse Out Of His His Bellybutton

Jeff Retains Water

Jeff Gets A Sugar Rush

Jeff Inhales Helium

Jeff Gets The DT's

Jeff Sheds His Skin

Jeff In Heat

Jeff's Regular Coffee Is Replaced With Folger's Crystals

Jeff Bakes Happy Happy Into A Pie

Jeff Churns Butter

Jeff Kills Pirates With A Magic Whip

Jeff buys a haunted N64 off of Ebay

Jeff shops at the black market

Jef gets a job at the supermarket and gets fired for spilling the eggs (he hates eggs)

Jeff gets blocked for not updating the Article Listing and pouts

Jeff gets a deep-tissue massage from Slendy

Jeff gives himself an atomic wedgie

Jeff Hates Santa

Jeff Rides Through Town Naked On A Dappled Red Horse

GO. TO. BUTTER.

Aw, man. You know they totally butchered this in the dub.

Jeff Wears Naugahyde

Jeff Goes On Tinychat

Jeff stumbles upon an abandoned shack and turns it into a bachelor's den

Jeff is NOT the father

Jeff's Facebook Account Got Hacked

Jeff Murders Everyone Responsible For SOPA and PIPA

Jeff's Eyebrows Jump Off His Face (wait, Jeff has eyebrows?!)

Jeff's Hangover

Jeff's Spiralling Depression

Jeff Takes Prozac

Jeff's Gambling Addiction

Jeff vs. The Thunderqueef

Jeff Snorts Pixy Stix

Jeff Is Tricked Into Looking At The Korean Screamer

Jeff Creams His Pants

Jeff Stomps Grapes

Jeff says Hi to Kevin Federline

Jeff Encounters A Metal Slime

Jeff and the Giant Peach

Jeff is Cold, Wet, and Miserable

Slendy Tries To Get Jeff To Eat His Broccoli

Jeff's Space Heater Electrocutes Him

Jeff Whistles While He Works

Jeff Pours Hot Wax Onto His Face

Jeff Shrivels Up And Dies

Jeff Takes The Fruit and Scoots

Jeff Rapes An Entire Petting Zoo

Jeff Plays With Paperclips

Jeff The Killer Teaches Typing. Get a word wrong and you get a finger cut off.

Jeff's Face Gets Pixellated

Jeff vs. Cockroaches

Jeff Grows An Extra Pair Of Arms (for extra stabbing)

Jeff's Colonoscopy

Jeff Jumps Off The Golden Gate Bridge

Jeff Suffers From Micropenis

Jeff Is Inflicted With A Gypsy Curse

Jeff Rides A Unicycle While Juggling Bowling Pins And Smoking A Pipe

Jeff Takes A Relaxing (blood)Bath

Jeff vs. The Flies That Always Seem To Follow Him Around (seriously, he must REEK with the not bathing and the blood and all)

Jeff Sprouts Antlers

Jeff Gets Kicked In The Head By An Ostrich

Jeff Goes Hang-Gliding

Jeff Is Abducted By Aliens

Jeff Gets Stuck In The Chimmney (just don't ask what he was doing there)

Jeff Breaks Into Fort Knox

Jeff Goes Window Shopping

Jeff the Misunderstood Alien Ninja Slug.

Jeff's Tragic Nutella Addiction

NOTE: The following three entries are based on a true story. I'm not mentioning the name of the perpetrator, but it pretty much went down like this.