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{{Note|A fictional joke story written by DaveTheUseless}}
Okay,
I first encountered a copy of Mario 64 that I
I was so scared. A shiver went down my arm, for some reason. I went ahead and I started screaming and I ran out of the house.
I noticed something was different, however. Instead of Mario on the sticker (I
At that point I was scared, because
I plugged it into the hotel Nintendo
Anyway, I put in the game, had some fun, went ahead and threw King Bob-Omb off the top of the field, and then it occurred to
Alright, so I kept playing. I did that thing where
A chill went down my other arm. I was scared. What was this? Was this an allusion to another game of mine:
Well, I
Well, I
You know what was strange? I suddenly felt slightly greedier. Oh, no! That must
Oh,
Jimbo
I turned around, and I stared at the screen. And I saw the most realistic thing I have ever seen in my entire life outside of reality itself.
The
But it was
Well, I knew what I had to do. I took Jimbo, and I clocked him right aside the head and I knocked him out and I threw him in the closet. I
I sat down on the bed and scratched the back of my head for about five and a half minutes. George Jetson. What the hell was I going to do now? Did
An old man, an old
So, we put our hand on that little piece that moves around the board. We had a little fun. I went ahead and actually drank the tea, and it tasted like normal tea other than the hair I found in it.
There.
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