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{{Note|A fictional joke story written by DaveTheUseless}}
Okay,
I first encountered a copy of Mario 64 that I
I was so scared. A shiver went down my arm, for some reason. I went ahead and I started screaming and I ran out of the house.
I noticed something was different, however. Instead of Mario on the sticker (I
At that point I was scared, because
I plugged it into the hotel Nintendo 64… and let me tell you, my life has not been the same since. The usual Mario 64
Anyway, I put in the game, had some fun, went ahead and threw King Bob-Omb off the top of the field, and then it occurred to me… man, in hindsight, I should have allowed that. I should have allowed the player to throw off the King Bob-Omb, and have that be a way of winning the boss battle. Anyway,
Alright, so I kept playing. I did that thing where
A chill went down my other arm. I was scared. What was this? Was this an allusion to another game of mine:
Well, I
Well, I
You know what was strange? I suddenly felt slightly greedier. Oh, no! That must be… the Wario apparition! The greed… greed is the defining character trait of popular Nintendo anti-hero icon Super Wario!
Oh, no… I was afraid of what I might become.
Jimbo
I turned around, and I stared at the screen. And I saw the most realistic thing I have ever seen in my entire life outside of reality itself.
The moon… that was the most amazing 3D effect
But it was
Well, I knew what I had to do. I took Jimbo, and I clocked him right aside the head and I knocked him out and I threw him in the closet. I
I sat down on the bed and scratched the back of my head for about five and a half minutes. George Jetson. What the hell was I going to do now? Did I… go back to the yard sale and return this copy, and let them know what I saw? Yeah, that was exactly it. I turned off the game, and I drove back to the yard sale. It was no longer an active yard sale, and the lights were off and it was 3AM, but it
An old man, an old woman… and another old man, and another old woman… were all naked, sitting in a circle.
So, we put our hand on that little piece that moves around the board. We had a little fun. I went ahead and actually drank the tea, and it tasted like normal tea other than the hair I found in it.
I… nearly spilled the tea when I saw what was spelled out this time. The Ouija board said…
There.
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