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(Created page with "You thought you knew everything about Elmo? Well, you're wrong! You might think he's a sweet and cute little thing, but he's actually an evil pain in the ass who goes on killing sprees. So, one day, an EAS alert came on the TV saying that Elmo is going on a killing spree, and everyone was shocked! So, the police caught Elmo, and arrested him! When he was arrested, the last thing he said was "Elmo knows where you live!" After he was arrested, there was an alert on Fox new...")
 
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This is probably how the song "Elmo's Got a Gun was made", here are the lyrics:
 
{{email|Elmo's got a gun<br>
<blockquote><i>
Elmo's got a gun<br>
Elmo's got a gun<br>
Big Bird's on the run<br>
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Elmo's got a gun<br>
Grover's head has come undone<br>
Sesame Street's not real fun.}}
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And now Elmo was arrested permanently, until he came to my house!
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I'm glad he's not here anymore. If he was, I'd grab a knife and kill him with it! But good thing, he's not alive anymore!
 
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