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*News Channel Guy: Hello Uncle Grandpa. Can you tell us about Mr. Gus?
*Uncle Grandpa: Uuuuuuh ... Let's see he's uh ... green and uh ... has eyes ... and uh ... uh ... eyes and uh ... I think that his name begins with the letter 4. ... I like peanut butter ... Cow? ... Cow? ... Cow? ... Cow? ... COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW ... COOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!! ... Cow?
*News Channel Guy: Okay nevermind this guy is too
*(Screen goes to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person in the hospital)
*News Channel Guy: Hello Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person. I see that Mr. Gus attacked you two in attempt to murder you, but only managed to horribly injure you. What was it like getting attacked by Mr. Gus?
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*Doctor: Uh actually, he was always like this.
*News Channel Guy: ... what? ...
*Doctor: Yeah, Beary Nice was always this
*News Channel Guy: ... okay well that's just scary ...
*Beary Nice: No, not scary, BEARY!!! You're pronouncing my name wrong.
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*Beary Nice: I think that severe brain damage is Beary Nice. Oh Wait, THAT'S ME!!!
*Hot Dog Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*News Channel Person: Okay, get the cameras out of here, this is just
*(Hot Dog Person starts beating up the camera man)
*Hot Dog Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!! THE AARDVARKS ARE OUT TO KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
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Mr. Gus looked up and saw us and then Mr. Gus said "WHAT? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT OF MY TRAP? AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU TWO COME BACK TO LIFE!?" Mr. Gus kept getting more and more mad at us. Then I said "Well, I wish we would stay here and make your life even more furious and miserable, but I think it's time we have to end it." Then I pulled out the nuclear bomb and dropped it. Then Mr. Gus said "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And the bomb blew him up and Mr. Gus died and we all lived happily ever after. THE END!!! ... Wait ... Don't nuclear explosions kill everybody in the world and cause the apocalypse? ... oops ...
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