Evil Patrixxx: the True Story

It happened.

Ben was lying down in his bed. He knew this day would come. EVIL PATRIXXX was cumming. He wrote a diary about the prior-to events, but it was all just cliche. Then PATRIXXX finally came.

It was rough.

And tough.

PATRIXXX crashed through the window. Bombs. Bombs! Bombs exploded! Ben was scared shitless. He began to cry. "Mommyy... i luv u" he whimpered. PATRIXXX grew larger. He laughed evilly. Ben's house was falling apart. Then, PATRIXXX prepared himself.

And said:

"UR BANNED BEETCH FUK U"

Ben was hyper-realisticially scared. He was worried. He began to cry. He cried so hard, it reminded me of when I had sex. Then...

A SKELETON POOPED OUT