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I was in a dark room when all of a sudden a red dot was there. It came towards me but it was too late. I knew for a fact it was EvilPatrixxx.exe.
Let me start at the beginning. I went to my next door neighbor's house and conveinently like every single gaming creepypasta he had a yard/garage sale. Being a moron with no common sense I decided to check it out even though I was only 21 years old and my neighbor was a known sex offender and 80 years old and scared the shit out of me. I saw a game on the shelf that interested me, "Evil Patrixxx PC mega edition." I asked how much for the game, and he broke down screaming "TAKE IT... JUST TAKE IT PLEASE... I BEG OF YOU... PLEASE..." Free game in my eyes. I thought it was a bit strange he was yelling and begging for me to take such a gem of a game, but I shrugged it off like the average idiot. I did a triple-flip through the fucking wall back into my house and put the game in my PC. It required me to install all the files like old games, which was weird to me because what the fuck this is 2014 why are old games even exist lol. So I downloaded it all and got some strange message from my anti-virus. "FILES ARE UNSAFE. DO NOT OPEN. REMOVE THEM IDIOT." I had no idea what my anti-virus was talking about so I ignored it and played my new game.
At the start menu it was a picture of Evil Patrixxx, but for a split second when I hit start he had black eyes and red pupils dripping HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD, and the logo in the middle was all rusted and old, possibly a secret message. Yea it was cliche so I just pretended not to see that part even though in one split second I was able to see all that.
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Three hours later I was gonna go to bed but I caught this footage with my phone of Evil Patrixxx.exe in my bedroom. Pretty legit shit, gave me nightmares for two days. This meant one thing. I got the disc, taped it together, and played again. The game went pretty normally, Sonic teared up, Knuckles face, even the "I am god" picture. It all seemed so normal. Game Over again. But, I have no life or common sense because I'm 38 years old and still play Sonic and Patrixxx games so I just replayed the game over and over for 2 days straight.
Finally, something happened. Instead of game over, I got a continue screen, which looked normal so no screenshot. Just some blood with Sonic
"Death Zone" Was the level. Didn't strike me as odd at FIRST, but then it hit me. No no, not that it was a Sonic 2 instead of Sonic 1 level screen, how hyper-realistic it was. No joke, look at it. You can see so much detail in such an old game. When the level started, it was even more hyper-realistic. The ms paint blood looked alot more detailed as you could see if I was able to upload screenshots from my Iphone. Metal Sonic thrust his body into Tails who died instantly. "I am god" screen appeared but was different. HYPER-REALISTIC, no joke look at that in the link below.
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