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[[File:Pig-dancing.gif|thumb|pigs r scary but i love dem]]
 
[[File:Pig-dancing.gif|thumb|pigs r scary but i love dem]]I got a game. But it blew up. So then I bought a pig. I later taught him to dance. Then someone turned it into a Gif who cares though. But den, i got another pig. dis pig was evil. i am on pigs side though because i love pigs. but he fot i like bacon so he try to kill me. he threw nife at my face but it missed B-cuz he has hooves. he want to hurt me but i dont want to hurt him because pigs are awesome and will someday take over humans, so i respect and love dem. but den da evil pig ran up to me and bit my leg off until it bit my leg OFF. den i cried. den i threw up and the evil pig got disgusted and went away for a while. den good dancepig showed up and used a magical healing dance on me and i was fine. i needed to tame dis evil pig, sinse dere was no way to defeet it. so me and Dancepig went to find Evilpig. First we must find my ipod do, because Dancepig can only use fightdancing when he has music. But Evilpig stole it so we needed to find a temporery weppon. fer sum reson dere was a Pig-Translator in my pocket.
 
Dancepig: lol english, use da gun!
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Meh: too late iz over.
 
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