FLAPPY APPY

>be me

>be playing flappy bird

>stops and plays bouncing slime (Best game ever gaiz)

>flappy bird turns back on, me smack phone, it falls on apple

>its not flappy bird

>its flappy appy

>it looks like a mass murder apple

>shits self

>door gets knocked on

>gets up and yells "ALL RIGHT IM COMING, STOP FUCKING MY DOORBELL"

>Opened it and on the floor was a apple with wings and a stick on the buttom

>I is liek wadafuq

>flappy appy jumps up and raeps me

>me dun enjoy.

>he stops, shoves a bat up anus and runs

>bat is stuck, its nice

>dies from bat

When the police found this written paper at the crime scene, they were liek DAFUQ MANG and they found an apple with wings and a stick flying on his iPhone 69, they were like wtf.