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{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by Schizima for laughs. Don't take it seriously.}}
Well shave my nuts and call me baldy this tv was broke. I threw that piece of shit on the lawn and went for a late night drive. Family used to go to Blockbuster, but they shut that down. Goddamn Chinese taking our labor, and all we get back is some fortune cookies with some lottery numbers that win you jack shit. Made my way to the Bockfuckster as it was now called, fucking piece of shit was boarded up. Shit, fuck, piss and dick was I disheveled. Fucking graffiti pieces of shit ruining my beautiful country. Fucking young people at the edge of the quicksand. I saw them VHS tapes in there, all hundred thousand of
Fucking kicked the door down and rooted the place for something to watch.
Hard to remember
It
Something was happening in the background and I knew it was time to go. Peter told me that he had to eliminate all the loose ends about that day. That was what he got sent back for. Maybe I am insane, I
He had broke it I guess, and I could never remember where it was. Take a tire iron to it
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