Firebrando Takes Over the World and Kills Everyone (BurningTorrent's 1 Year Anniversary on TPW Special): Difference between revisions

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“Firebrand. Have you got the dank good shit?” A mysterious
“Firebrand. Have you got the dank good shit?” A mysterious
figure says.
figure says.
[[File:Pussybriefcase.gif|thumb|261x261px|Aka ISpentTooMuchTimeOnMakingGifsForThisThing.gif]]

“Why yes, I have.” Firebrand gets a briefcase and opens it,
“Why yes, I have.” Firebrand gets a briefcase and opens it,
revealing about 50 fleshlights.
revealing about 50 fleshlights.


“Aww yeh dats sum gud shit, gut shit rite dere.” The figure
“Aww yeh dats sum gud shit, gut shit rite dere.” The figure
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distance we can hear a familiar sound. A certain theme song of a certain
distance we can hear a familiar sound. A certain theme song of a certain
wrestler starts to play as this happens:
wrestler starts to play as this happens:
[[File:JOHN EGBERT OR CENA IDK COMES AND SAVES THE DAY THEREFORE REDEEMING HIMSELF THIS PLOT POINT WAS AN EXCUSE TO MAKE A SHITTY JOKE|centre|thumb|480x480px]]
[[File:JOHN EGBERT OR CENA IDK COMES AND SAVES THE DAY THEREFORE REDEEMING HIMSELF THIS PLOT POINT WAS AN EXCUSE TO MAKE A SHITTY JOKE|centre|thumb|480x480px|This isn't even my fucking video.]]
[[File:JOHNCEBERT.png|thumb|251x251px|AND HIS NAME IS JOHN ???]]
[[File:JOHNCEBERT.png|thumb|251x251px|AND HIS NAME IS JOHN ???]]
Caliborn is knocked to the ground and runs away.
Caliborn is knocked to the ground and runs away.
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20 minutes into the flight, it was time for him to make his
20 minutes into the flight, it was time for him to make his
move.
move.
[[File:Dankasfuckohyeskkkplanewtfisthisname.png|thumb|368x368px|Accurate representation.]]

ALLAHU *belch*
ALLAHU *belch*
ACKBAR! WE’RE GONNA TAKE CONTROL OF THIS PLANE AND WE’RE GONNA 9/11 IT UNLESS
ACKBAR! WE’RE GONNA TAKE CONTROL OF THIS PLANE AND WE’RE GONNA 9/11 IT UNLESS