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== Part 1: Planes, Teleportation and Proxies ==
[[File:Firebrandoourlordandsaviour.gif|thumb|220x220px|Yolo]]
Hello, my name is BurningTorrent I’mI'm a special snowflake who
is part human, part demon and part troll. Ok, you know what, fuck
introductions. I’mI'm getting straight to the fucking story this time. No more bs.
 
Ah… August 31<sup>st</sup> 2015. It’sIt's been one year since I joined
this god forsaken website, and already my life has started to go downhill.
Procrastinating on the massive pile of homework I have to write some shitty
Trollpasta instead, having to pause a show because it gives me ideas for a
Trollpasta, having about 50 million unfinished Trollpastas on my computer that
all have good premises, but I have 0% motivation to write them because I’mI'm
either watching Marble Hornets (or SOG, or Rick and Morty, or some other random
shit) or I simply can’tcan't be arsed.
 
My life is filled with many joys and much excitement as you
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I let out a sigh after typing those last few paragraphs, and
promptly shut my laptop and go to bed. Writing these things is much more effort
than it’sit's worth. I’mI'm writing these things and rotting away whilst doing so. I’mI'm
not even sure why I bother.
 
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minutes later by copious amounts of noise coming from upstairs.
 
"Oh for fuck’sfuck's sake!" I angrily mumble to myself, getting
out of bed to check what the source of the noise was.
 
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middle of the room.
 
"We don’tdon't wanna cause any shit. We’reWe're here mainly for fan
service, but there’sthere's another reason we’rewe're here as well." HABIT paused.
"Firebrand has gone missing. And you’reyou're the only one who can help us."
 
"Nope, not doing it." I walk back down the stairs and the
story ends. (Lol jk.)
 
"Look m9, we need to find him or he’she's going to kill
everyone." Jussiu says. Why is he even here anyway?
 
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"Aww yeh dats sum gud shit, gut shit rite dere." The figure
walks into the dim light of Whateverthefuck Castle and is revealed to be Dio
Brando. (If you haven’thaven't figured out why the title has Firebrando in it instead
of just Firebrand yet, give yourself some time.)
 
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in the room.
 
"Well, we can’tcan't ask Slendy because he’she's too done with this
shit. He walks out like every fucking day. He’sHe's still going through his
rebellious phase. He’sHe's left the collective like 1000 times already." The
Observer says.
 
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weird ability that could help us to find where the bastard is?"
 
"Omg we didn’tdidn't think of that! Well done Captain Obvious!"
Well, it wouldn’twouldn't have been the first thing I’dI'd have thought of, but then
again, Allini IS emo, transgender, troll Justin Beiber, so who knows how she
thinks?
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"In YO MOM!" Oh my fucking God, did he really just drop that
diss on us, I really can’tcan't believe that people still find that offensive omfg.
 
"OH MASKY, SHOW ME YOUR WAYS!" Jay said ironically.
 
"Guys, this is serious I’mI'm fucked in a lot of ways if we
don’tdon't get something done about this. I don’tdon't want to have to confront ‘the
tentacles’tentacles' ever again, you got that?" The Observer yelled.
 
"I WANT TO RIDE THE TENTACLES." NOPE. DOOM THE TIMELINE; I’MI'M
DONE AS FUCK WITH THIS SHIT, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.
 
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suggested what we could do about the current situation.
 
"Wait. Why don’tdon't we wait for Firebrand to go to Noah and
ambush him then?" I suggest.
 
"Alright, we’llwe'll do that, it’sit's the only good suggestion we’vewe've
had so far." HABIT replied.
 
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A convenient space-time rift opens and we all jump in. We
find ourselves outside of Noah’sNoah's house.
 
"Everyone shut the fuck up and don’tdon't make a sound." I
whisper, stepping on a twig in the process.
 
"HERE COMES THE SON!" The Observer kind of shout whispers. I
don’tdon't know the word if there is one, and fuck if I’mI'm searching it up.
 
"Shut the fuck up!" HABIT mumbles hatefully.
 
Firebrand walks over to Noah’sNoah's house as we all watch from
the bushes.
 
"Get ready to fuckin go." Jussiu murmurs.
 
"We’reWe're going on a mission, start the countdown." I sing.
 
"5, 4, 3, 2, 1 GO!" Allini chimes in and we run from the
bushes and go into Mr Maxwell’sMaxwell's house.
 
We storm the house, and find Firebrand putting more fortune
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to fend for ourselves.
 
"YOU’VEYOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!" Firebrand rushes out of the
corner with Caliborn, Gamzee, Rick, Morty, Toki and Big Da Cat.
 
"What the fuck is this? Everyone in his group except for Big
Da Cat is awesome as fuck, but nooo, we just had to be put against some of the
dankest ass motherfuckers the multiverse had to offer didn’tdidn't we?" I question
everything that is going on.
 
"Kono Dio Da!" I hear a familiar voice. No, tell me it isn’tisn't
so! My friend’sfriend's senpai walks into the room. Dio, Bitchin’Bitchin', Brando.
 
"Well we’rewe're fucked time to go." Tim and Jay run out of the
room.
 
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room.
 
"I’mI'm done. Everyone retreat. Give these people some privacy."
Firebrand orders. Him and his gang all get into a portal and go back to
wherever it is that they are going.
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him.
 
"HABIT, WHEN YOU’REYOU'RE DONE IN THERE WE’REWE'RE GOING!" The Observer
knocked on the bedroom door, clearly done with this shit.
 
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Observer says.
 
"If you don’tdon't mind, we’rewe're going to go wait outside." Jussiu
tells The Observer.
 
"Go find Tim and Jay while you’reyou're at it. Fucking pussies."
Wow Observer, rude!
 
"Sure, whatever Kev." Jussiu goes outside. "TIM, JAY,
THERE’STHERE'S A GAY SEX PARTY GOING ON AND YOU’REYOU'RE INVITED!"
 
"OH BOY!" Jay comes rushing over with Tim. "Where’sWhere's the
GSP?"
 
"There isn’tisn't one." He stops before quietly adding "Unless
you want to join in with Noah and Evan…"
 
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"Call me, Noah!" HABIT shouts. Noah just looks annoyed.
 
"Yeah, sure whatev…" He stops mid-sentence. "IT’SIT'S YOU,
OBSERVER FUCK!" Great, more conflict that could have been easily avoided.
 
"Aww shit idiot!" (The only reason it was Ok for him to say
the N word is because he’she's black IRL and as The Observer.)
 
"So, did anyone else like the chicken, I thought the chicken
was lovely!" I say, realising that we hadn’thadn't eaten chicken or anything for that
matter and that I had just made the situation 80x more awkward.
 
"Let’sLet's just go." The Observer says and we all enter the rip
in space-time.
 
"STOP SENDING ME SEXTS YOU ABSOLUTE…!" He couldn’tcouldn't finish
his sentence before the rip closed.
 
"So… John. You know anything about Dio or Firebrand or
whatever’swhatever's going on?" Allini asks John.
 
"Well, characters from different universes have been going
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get more answers from John.
 
"Whateverthefuck Castle. That’sThat's where their base is."
 
"Alrighty then. So, how are we going to get there?"
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onto it.
 
"Squadala, we’rewe're off!" He says, as he uses his windy powers
to lift the carpet into the air. It’sIt's only two seconds in however, when we
realise that we’rewe're going to have to teleport in, as the magic carpet is utterly
fucking shit. And it’sit's raining.
 
"Who’sWho's up for some teleportation space-time bendy bullshit?"
I ask everyone. They all raise their hands, except for John.
 
"You can’tcan't, it’sit's protected by ‘The Whimsical Magic of the
Fleshlights’Fleshlights'." Ok, first off, why, and second off, what magical qualities could
a sex toy possibly possess apart from the ability to make magic in the down
below area?
 
"Well fuck. What are we going to do then? I’mI'm presuming no
flights go to this area?" I ask John.
 
"Well, we could get on a private jet to North Korea where
the base is located, but we’llwe'll have to find a way to get out of the jet before
we’rewe're gunned down, as the rest of North Korea is protected by these magical
plastic vagina holes."
 
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some persuasion."
 
There’sThere's a short pause.
 
"I’MI'M NOT BEING THE ONE WHO GETS TENTACLES UP MY BUTTHOLE!"
The Observer starts.
 
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"Aww man guys, he already fucks with my mind way too much, I
don’tdon't want him fucking with my body either!" Lol well fuk you, take one for da
fuckin team, GAWD!
 
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should get Brian to do it!"
 
"Done, deal. He’sHe's probably into that sort of shit anyway."
The Observer shivers.
 
The Observer rings Slendy and tells him the arrangement and he
promptly agrees. But if he was that easy to convince, why didn’tdidn't we just do
this in the first place? It would have saved us a lot of trouble. Oh well, what’swhat's
done is done.
 
"Alright, let’slet's go all GTA on this shit!" Jay shouts as we
board a private jet (which we had to sneak on or else we’dwe'd be without
transportation.) In order for this to work, we were going to need to get control
of the plane. Jussiu was in charge of that. He was using his cloak to hide the
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[[File:Dankasfuckohyeskkkplanewtfisthisname.png|thumb|702x702px|Accurate representation.]]
ALLAHU *belch*
ACKBAR! WE’REWE'RE GONNA TAKE CONTROL OF THIS PLANE AND WE’REWE'RE GONNA 9/11 IT UNLESS
BURNINGTORRENT GETS BETTER GRADES IN MATHS!" Oh FFS Jussiu. We didn’tdidn't mean make
a Rick and Morty reference. We meant go full ISIS on this bitch!
 
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Korea. Surprisingly, we managed to do it just in time. Any second later, and
the missiles would have killed us all. Everyone else on the plane is dead, but
it’sit's a good thing, as looking through some of the glove compartments, we found
out that this was actually a secret KKK plane. Yup, sure is a good thing
everyone on this plane who was part of the KKK is dead… (Unless I’mI'm making this
up to excuse the fact that we just killed a bunch of innocent people, but I
wouldn’twouldn't do that!)
 
"So, where do
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"We can
teleport now that we’rewe're past the border, so I’llI'll open up the rift this time."
John summons all of his power, and creates an unstable rift, but we should be
fine.
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"Find those two mofos. Some of the characters are probably
really horny from being exposed to the magical fleshlight radiation for too
long. Trust me, you don’tdon't want to deal with them when they’rethey're like that,
especially not while fighting."
 
"But wait, doesn’tdoesn't that mean we’llwe'll be affected too?"
 
"If we get going now and defeat all of these motherfuckers,
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"Guys, be quiet, I hear something." The Observer says, and
we remain quiet. Around the corner, we see… GOLDEN FLESHLIGHTS IN A SUITCASE!?
But… Oh my god! What if they’rethey're harnessing energy from the characters and using
it to power these special fleshlights!? What could they be using these for!?
(Well other than the obvious, duh!)
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We burst into the room.
 
"BANG, BANG IT’SIT'S THE POLICE, NOW PREPARE TO DIE FUCKBOIIIIS!"
I shout.
 
"You’reYou're too late, foolish mortals!" Dio cackles.
 
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE POOR CHARACTERS AND
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"Ewww, noooo!" Tim says, disgusted.
 
"Tim, get your mind out of the fucking gutter, we’rewe're using
them so we can fuse."
 
"That’sThat's even worse!"
 
"We’llWe'll do it right now, we’vewe've been needing to test this."
 
"Dio Sama!"
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little shits.
 
It turns out he didn’tdidn't, luckily. Or maybe unluckily as the
first one to pop out from the shadows was… ANITA SARKEESIAN! NOPE. She was
shortly followed by Toki, Big Da Cat, Rick, Morty, Gamzee, Caliborn (Who had
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scene.
 
Well shit, I’veI've lost my best weapon and we’rewe're currently
against arguably the most powerful, spoopy god demon vampire thing in
existence. Way to go Tavrisoleriterezepetamzeequiuradikarnayaferi Vantamporerketaryamakarmegicapeixahhakeijonitramyrope.
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== Part 2: The Worst Thing I Have Ever Written ==
[[File:Tehbattulovdankcharactersandshittyocs.gif|thumb|703x703px|Teh battul]]So, we’rewe're up against angsty, demon, god fucker and his
minions, and we’rewe're all pretty much defenceless.
 
"WHAT ABILITIES DOES EVERYONE HAVE!?" The Observer shouts.
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of his lungs.
 
"I DON’TDON'T KNOW, BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY START FIGHTING THEM
NOW!" We dodge the #feminst shirts that were being thrown at us by Anita
Sarkeesian just in time.
 
"NO! I CANNOT BE CORRUPTED BY THAT MOVEMENT!" I yell. Yes I’mI'm
female, no, I am not a feminist because modern feminism is bullshit in my
honest opinion. Please don’tdon't make me go on a rant about how it used to be a
good movement but it slowly devolved into a bunch of misandristic young teenagers.
(And no don’tdon't use that ‘Not All Feminists’Feminists' bullshit because it’sit's exactly the
same as #NotAllMen, ok, now stop trying to push shitty labels on me.) RANT
OVER. *Cough, cough.
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Anita gets angry and goes into hyper rage mode and begins to
blow up video games such as GTA 5 and Super Mario Brothers, ranting about ‘teh
blatent misiginy’misiginy' in them, and using them as ‘grenades’‘grenades'.
 
I realise that everyone is trying to take down one person at
a time.
 
I’mI'm up against Anita (WHY?), Evan
was up against Mutahar, The Observer and John Cebert were fighting Rick and
Morty, Tim was duelling Big Da Cat, Jay was fighting The Vigilant Christian, Devdev
Booday and Tavrisol were fighting Caliborn and Gamzee, Alex was fighting Toki,
Jussiu and Allini were intervening in all the fights and helping, and everyone
was putting off fighting Firebrando, which is a good thing, as we’rewe're gonna need
as many people as possible at the end of this battle.
 
So here’shere's the format, we’llwe'll go to each battle individually
and describe it in as little detail as possible so we have time for the last
part of this story that I have more planned out in my head (and on paper) more
than this section. So get prepared for the worst fight scenes you’veyou've ever had
the displeasure of reading.
 
Anita continues to attack me with the game bombs. I easily kill
her using my demon powers to deflect her bombs and crush her skull, just as she’sshe's
always deserved. (No she doesn’tdoesn't, but she deserves to be at least made a meme.)
I just killed one of the most annoying feminists in history. Or maybe I didn’tdidn't,
because there’sthere's a possibility that this isn’tisn't even our universe, but that’sthat's
only a theory, a GAME theory. (Ok you can kill me now.)
 
Evan attacks Mutahar by getting a massive knife out (the one
he uses in EverymanHYBRID) and stabbing him in the back, killing him nearly
instantly. (I really hope that theory’stheory's true now, as he’she's my senpai and my
favourite Youtuber.)
 
"No, stop! I run a gaming channel!" He pleads.
 
"No, sorry. Now that I’veI've removed the knife you’llyou'll bleed out
in a matter of seconds." Evan mocks him.
 
"Well, at least it wasn’twasn't Comic Sans this time. Tell my Ordinary
Gamers… I love them!" Mooty falls to the ground and I cry for a second before
returning to my battle.
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together. It makes no sense, but this ‘aint being graded, this is Trollpasta
Wiki BITCH! Needless to say, they quickly defeated Rick and Morty with little
to no effort as John Cebert’sCebert's powers were almost incomprehensible to the human
mind. It makes sense. (No it doesn’tdoesn't, it never did and never will.)
 
Tim fought Big Da Cat and won. (You don’tdon't want to know the
details.)
 
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Devdev Booday and Tavrisol were against Caliborn and Gamzee.
"DIE AGENDER SCUM! JUST IDENTIFY AS MALE AND YOU’REYOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY BETTER THAN
EVERYONE ELSE!" Caliborn shouted, shooting bullets at Tavrisol. Devdev Booday
just zoned out.
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rest of us.
 
"I don’tdon't think that motherfucker’smotherfucker's coming back! HONK!"
Gamzee shouted, and everyone started fighting again.
 
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"WEEEEEESNAAAAAAAW!" He shouted as he began to go God Tier. We
all turned to look and pretty much everyone mouthed a silent ‘What the fuck?’'
 
His God Tier just so happened to be ‘The Fucker of Butt’Butt' this
wasn’twasn't going to end well for Gamzee. Devdev began to grind on Gamzee and kept
on shouting ‘WEESNAW’‘WEESNAW' until he came. Our mouths were wide open at this point.
 
When he was done, Devdev left Gamzee be and Gamzee ran out
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and shot him in the chest, killing him.
 
"Hey look, Jay, it’sit's you!" Ok, that was too fucking soon.
(No it wasn’twasn't, it’sit's been around two years since then, but the feels are still strong.)
 
"Lol fuk u Alex." Jay retorted.
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fights, but in reality, they did jack shit.
 
After all of Firebrando’s™Firebrando's™ proxies were defeated, we only
had one person (thing) left. The big motherfucker himself.
 
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The minions storm the room and topple over Firebrando,
causing the fusion to split. They murder Dio in cold blood and Slenderman… No,
I’mI'm sorry, The Operator, grabs Firebrand with one of his tentacles.
 
"You’veYou've been a very naughty boy Firebrand." Slendy says.
 
"NO DADDY NOT THE TENTACLES!" Firebrand pleads.
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== Part 3: HABIT Murders Everyone And Takes Over Alton Towers (Evan's 1st Time at Alton Towers Special) ==
[[File:Tehaltontowerzincidunt-0.png|thumb|703x703px|I SPENT 4 HOURS ON THIS FFS. Better quality image [http://s3.postimg.org/mg8o0wnkz/tehaltontowerzincidunt.png HERE] Or maybe it isn't IDK. Post image made it look like shit.]]We are currently eating chicken at KFC. I am having spicy hot wings because they’rethey're bae.
 
"BT, can we go back in time, I want to ride the Smiler, you
know, before it crashes." Jay asks me.
 
"Fine, but I have no idea where we’llwe'll end up; my powers aren’taren't
really time oriented. They’reThey're more spacey. I’llI'll be able to get us back here
though, because I don’tdon't fucking know, main character plot convenience?"
 
"WOOOOOO!" Jay shouted, causing everyone in the KFC to look
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"Well gee, thanks Evan or HABIT or whatever the fuck you
are. You’reYou're actually a nice guy, you know, when you’reyou're not getting a raging
boner from killing everyone!"
 
"KILLING MAKES MY DICK HARD!" Oh for fuck’sfuck's sake, did he
really have to reference Mutahar’sMutahar's modded GTA videos? I’mI'm still suffering from
the fact that he’she's dead if my theory isn’tisn't true.
 
"Hey, before we go back in time, do you want to make a prank
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Frog/Joel impression.
 
"Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Alright, alright, so my son’sson's
been downloading these viruses onto my computer, and I can’tcan't get ‘em off! I can’tcan't
get these viruses off! There’sThere's a tonne of cocks! I need them off! I need to do
taxes! Please? I am THIS high in debt! They’reThey're gonna saw off my fingers! I need
to pay my taxes! My son has been downloading nipples all over! You need to help
me! My son’sson's been jacking off in his bathroom! I built him a shed. He needs to
stop. He… He worships the devil, and I don’tdon't like it! I need to go to Kokomo.
You need, you need, you need to help me with PC Optimiser Pro! Help me! Yes,
yes you will, yes you will. You will help me! Yes, you wanna. wanna give me a hand
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The person on the other end hangs up.
 
"Lol fuk u den. I’llI'll have you know that I sexually identify
as an attack helicopter."
 
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"Wow! You ready to go on the Smiler Tim?" Jay inquires.
 
"I don’tdon't know. Something doesn’tdoesn't feel right about this."
 
"JUST DO IT!" Jay tries to motivate Tim.
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"No, like the quote said by M Night Shyamalan."
 
"This whole conversation is a fucking train wreck. It’sIt's like
a metaphorical Titanic that hit a metaphorical iceberg. Or just a metaphorical
9/11, but that’sthat's WAY too offensive for PG 13." I say to the two idiots.
 
"Since when the hell was this trying to be PG 13?" The
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"WEEEEEEESNAAAAAAW!" Devdev weesnaws.
 
"You know what, fuck this, we’llwe'll meet up at this spot in an
hour from now, let’slet's go!" We all get into groups of four and set off. I go with
HABIT, Jay and Tim (really fucking good idea, I know.) Jussiu, Allini, Alex and
John go off in another, and Tavrisol, Devdev and The Observer make a threesome.
(Wait, no, fuck!)
 
"So, I’llI'll wait for you guys while you’reyou're on The Smiler.
After all, you might need saving quickly if anything goes wrong, we don’tdon't know
where we are in space-time, so yeah." They all go to queue up, but HABIT gets
impatient and wields his knife, making people move out of the way. Also,
EverymanHYBRID fangirls (and even some fanboys) were chanting something along
the lines of: "FUCK ME EVAN, FUCK ME EVAN, FUCK ME HARD, FUCK ME HARD!" Which
is actually shocking because I would’vewould've though more people would be yelling for
Tim, considering the fact Marble Hornets is well, the most fucking popular
Slenderman ARG on the internet, but this wasn’twasn't supposed to have any ounce of
logic associated with it in the first place.
 
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Meanwhile, with the Buttfuck crew… Tavrisol, Devdev and The
Observer we’rewe're planning on getting on the Rapids, until there was a familiar
voice that resonated throughout the whole section of the park.
 
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"He went back to Brian." Tim and his smart ideas…
 
"Well, now that you’reyou're here, I guess we should put our
differences aside and ride the Rapids together." Tavrisol says.
 
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and got ready to go on.
 
Now, before we go to the main event, we’rewe're going to go to
the final group. Dildo Fuckers Anonymous, featuring John Cebert, Alex Kralie,
Jussiu Strolt, and Allini Preyer.
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bit, we need to do something before this hour is up." John reminds everyone.
 
"Well let’slet's go fucking ride Oblivion then before a certain
fan troll has an emotional breakdown." Allini sort of changes the topic, but at
the same time, kinda makes the situation worse.
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I am still waiting for the Pussy Patrol squad to get off the
stupid gosh darn ride, but all of a sudden, I see tentacles coming out from
behind it, oshit, Slendy’sSlendy's back. Time to get out all of the GAWD SWORDS!
 
I fly up to Slendy and strike him over the head, however,
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"HEY, WE WERE ENJOYING THAT!" HABIT shouts.
 
"Well sorry, but Tim did say BEFORE it crashed, he didn’tdidn't
specify how long before and I can’tcan't do anything about that shit anyway!"
 
HABIT grabs his knife and goes on a massive killing spree.
 
"Fuck this, I’mI'm done. If any of you are ready to leave, come
through this rip, it won’twon't close until all of you are back." I leave through
the rip and shit goes downhill from there.
 
Slendy’sSlendy's tentacles were visible all the way over from the
Rapids.
 
"Well shit, looks like it’sit's time for me to go, bye for now!"
Firebrand leaves all of them behind and teleports back to the Collective base.
 
"I’mI'm reforming ISIS, and you’reyou're the bomber, Jussiu." Allini
murmurs to Jussiu.
 
"I’MI'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR OVERUSED BOMB JOKES!" Jussiu booms,
before warping back in time with Allini to sometime before the events of
Hamstuk Fenfec.
 
"I’mI'm out, bye bitches." The Observer goes back with
Firebrand.
 
Back with the other guys, Alex goes on a killing spree with
HABIT, John raps the John Cena theme and says that ‘His time is now’now' before
subsequently being murdered by HABIT, Tavrisol and Devdev realise that they are
late for the annual ‘Mom’s‘Mom's Spaghetti Shower’Shower' back in their dimension and
therefore go back to whatever fucked up universe they’rethey're from.
 
Tim and Jay find a portal totheark (am so funneeeee) and
enter it. It turns out that it’sit's the gay sex party that they always dreamed of.
 
After the massacre, Alex and HABIT nodded at each other in approval,
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One went to join the gay sex party, the other, went to go ‘frick
Noah’Noah' as he put it. Both of them had the same objective of getting laid, so it
doesn’tdoesn't really matter to be honest.
 
The portal closed, as everyone had left that specific place
and time, and was destined to get back to the present day.
 
But if there’sthere's one question I have at the end of this, it’sit's
why did I title it ‘Firebrando Kills Everyone And Takes Over the World’World'? Like I
mean, really, if anyone killed anyone, it was us, and he didn’tdidn't really take
over anything. Oh well. At least all this is over now.
 
Oh and as for the Smiler incident, the media covered it up
by making a hologram version of the park because illuminati and shit I don’tdon't
really know at this point.
 
When Evan was questioned about his involvement, all he had
to say was ‘HABIT made me do it.’'
 
There’sThere's your top kek ending. You were probably expecting
something less crappy, so here have this cake I baked that’sthat's filled with the
souls of the damned.
 
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