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Night five. The last night I could go there for the week without the risk of people getting concerned about our actions. This love is difficult, but it's real. Me and him held hands in the kitchen while Chica (one of those other furry robots I've previously mentioned) made us a pizza for our date. But Bonnie was jealous. Foxy didn't like us dating either. They came up with a plan to kill me but as always Freddie Bae proved his superiority by tearing their limbs off. While eating and staring love-ingly into each other's eyes, I got a phone call. I tried to decline it but it wouldn't let me? The call then automatically picked up.
 
I recongized the guy's voice as he said "you, you... uh uh... had sex- sexual in- intercourse with one of the animatronics?" I said to him "Ani-ma-what bitch?" I was pissed that he dared to try to ruin my date with my beloved. "YOU FUCKED FREDDY YOU LITTLE CUMSLUT!" I think he was even more pissed then me. "I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW YOU One-Eyed Bomb-Lobbin’Lobbin' Cactus-Eatin’Eatin' Pot-Bellied Punk Bloody Fat-Jigglin’Jigglin' Whoppin’Whoppin' Big Backstabbin’Backstabbin' Lard-Armed Creepy Spastic Little Bloody Blind-Eyed Precious Little Twitchy Pickle-Headed Rocket-Hoppin’Hoppin' Plod- Potato-Hoppin’Hoppin' Phony Two-Faced Filthy Mutant Bastard!" I had the entire call on speaker so that Freddie Weddie heard the whole thing. Needless to say, we were both ready to jump this mofo when he comes.
 
Eventually, the bastard arrived. As soon as he walked into the building, Freddie shanked him. I then smashed a bottle on his face. Chica ate his body faster then I could kiss my Fazy Wazy right now.