Five Nights In Love With Freddy: Difference between revisions

 

It's as if I was made for loving him, like the fashion of his love. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Hugh Janis. I work at a shitty pizzeria that is hot as hell and smells like sweat and decade old pizza sauce infused metal. I am clearly living the dream. What's even '''better''' is that I don't work the dayshift where fucking Mickey Mouse and friends or whatever their names are are just chilling n' shit with people. No, I work the ''nightshift''. You know, when the entire place looks like it would be filled with creatures lurking in the darkness that would just straight up kill Mickey Mouse & Friends. I would continue to complain, but something... happened. It changed my life forever. You see, on my fifth and final night working there for the week, ''It happened.'' That's right, you guessed it, I lost my virginity to a fucking furry robot.

== Night 1 ==

Let's just start at the beginning. (Because where else do you start?) It was my first night working at a ''magical'' place called "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza". The time was 12 AM. My shift has begun. Suddenly, the phone on my desk rang. I answered it not knowing what I was in for. Some guy who sounded like his life was in the shitter said "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?" Not the most reassuring call but whatever.