Five Nights In Love With Freddy 2: Difference between revisions

 

“But I thought we tag team’d him to death!” Freddie whispered to me. “I know, but he looks different.” “But who the hell else has a literal phone for a head?” He just stared at us. “Well I’m Phone Guy, '''you might remember me''' from your job at a previous Fazbear location”. The rest of the day I am going to skip because I do not care. :)

== Day 1 ==

 

Oh? This “story” has Nights in the title? Well I’m a compulsive liar anyway. Me and Freddie walked into our first shift and was greeted by Phone Guy. “Since it’s your guy’s first day, why don’t I show you two around the place?” We went on a tour and all was fine and normal and not anything like my life until we got to one room in particular. You see, I noticed a poster on the wall:

 

Freddie tried to ask him about it but he shouted “I DO NOT NEED HELP, I CAN LEAVE, AND I HAVE SEEN MY FAMILY IN THE PAST DECADE!” “Anyway, we will discuss further business in the security office”. At least I know why he smells bad now. We went into the office and he told us “sign the slave contract and we’ll be good to go”. “What?” “Sign the contract”. We did. Certified Bruh Moment.

 

 

Freddie thought it was a good idea to put a coin in between a phone charger and then plug it into an outlet. Spoiler: it was. Toy Bonnie was pissed that we destroyed the outlet that he uses to charge his electric guitar and straight up tried to kill us. We ran to the security office and shut the doors. After a few minutes, I checked the cameras to see if he left and witnessed this:

THEY WERE DOING THE MOTHERFUCKING WHIP & NAE NAE IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2022???!!!