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''Warning: Five Nights At Freddy’s is for closeted 11 year olds, if you are not a closeted 11 year old, please refer to the instruction manual.''
{{Note|'''Warning:''' Five Nights At Freddy’s is for closeted 11 year olds, if you are not a closeted 11 year old, please refer to the instruction manual.}}


Freddy Nights isn’t scary. But it’s fandom sure tf is. While doing some meow meow, I came up with the idea to install TikTok. After it finished installing I made an epic account with an epic name from epic games. I browsed the app until I found a fnaf vid. It was very spoopy. Big warning, if you read the rest of this, you will be spooped! Rut roh! The video started with William Afton on a street. He said in a British accent: “Henry is mine”.
Freddy Nights isn’t scary. But it’s fandom sure tf is. While doing some meow meow, I came up with the idea to install TikTok. After it finished installing I made an epic account with an epic name from epic games. I browsed the app until I found a fnaf vid. It was very spoopy. Big warning, if you read the rest of this, you will be spooped! Rut roh! The video started with William Afton on a street. He said in a British accent: “Henry is mine”.
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Update:
Update:
Toy Freddy found out about this pasta and sent me this even spoopier image:
Toy Freddy found out about this pasta and sent me this even spoopier image:

[[File:Teen Titans Go.jpg|thumb|center|I’m shitting bricks rn]]
[[File:Teen Titans Go.jpg|thumb|left|I’m shitting bricks rn]]

He then doxxed me and tried to call me on Discord. I accepted the call and he said “If you don’t delete the pasta, I’ll leak the fact that you’ve had a crush on Teddy from Bob’s Burgers since 7th grade!” I screeched at him. “Nooooooo! You bastard! How dare you use my feelings against me!” I didn’t know what to do. I can’t just delete the best trollpasta ever! I decided to go to Toy Freddy’s house and confront him. I ringed his doorbell and he opened the door. He was covered in Dorito dust and meow meow. Me too, Toy Freddy. Me too.
He then doxxed me and tried to call me on Discord. I accepted the call and he said “If you don’t delete the pasta, I’ll leak the fact that you’ve had a crush on Teddy from Bob’s Burgers since 7th grade!” I screeched at him. “Nooooooo! You bastard! How dare you use my feelings against me!” I didn’t know what to do. I can’t just delete the best trollpasta ever! I decided to go to Toy Freddy’s house and confront him. I ringed his doorbell and he opened the door. He was covered in Dorito dust and meow meow. Me too, Toy Freddy. Me too.


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“I finally found you my love. I’ve been searching for years for you” he spoke to me in his saint like loving voice. “R-really?” I stopped crying. “Yes, now let’s leave to go to our eternal paradise.” We held hands as we slowly ascended into the endless blue sky.
“I finally found you my love. I’ve been searching for years for you” he spoke to me in his saint like loving voice. “R-really?” I stopped crying. “Yes, now let’s leave to go to our eternal paradise.” We held hands as we slowly ascended into the endless blue sky.
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