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{{Note|'''Warning:''' Five Nights At Freddy’s is for closeted 11 year olds, if you are not a closeted 11 year old, please refer to the instruction manual.''}}
 
Freddy Nights isn’t scary. But it’s fandom sure tf is. While doing some meow meow, I came up with the idea to install TikTok. After it finished installing I made an epic account with an epic name from epic games. I browsed the app until I found a fnaf vid. It was very spoopy. Big warning, if you read the rest of this, you will be spooped! Rut roh! The video started with William Afton on a street. He said in a British accent: “Henry is mine”.
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Toy Freddy found out about this pasta and sent me this even spoopier image:
 
[[File:Teen Titans Go.jpg|thumb|centerleft|I’m shitting bricks rn]]
 
He then doxxed me and tried to call me on Discord. I accepted the call and he said “If you don’t delete the pasta, I’ll leak the fact that you’ve had a crush on Teddy from Bob’s Burgers since 7th grade!” I screeched at him. “Nooooooo! You bastard! How dare you use my feelings against me!” I didn’t know what to do. I can’t just delete the best trollpasta ever! I decided to go to Toy Freddy’s house and confront him. I ringed his doorbell and he opened the door. He was covered in Dorito dust and meow meow. Me too, Toy Freddy. Me too.
 
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“I finally found you my love. I’ve been searching for years for you” he spoke to me in his saint like loving voice. “R-really?” I stopped crying. “Yes, now let’s leave to go to our eternal paradise.” We held hands as we slowly ascended into the endless blue sky.
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