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Revision as of 09:40, 30 July 2022 (view source) Thermometer (talk \| contribs) (Created page with "{{NSFW}} They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. When I am in danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, resistant material and make millions. Brigades will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin ves...")		Latest revision as of 19:59, 8 November 2022 (view source) TrollpastaBot (talk \| contribs) No edit summary
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Line 1: {{NSFW}} They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. ~~When~~Whenever I am inI danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. ~~Brigades~~Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. I am foreskin man. [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Copypasta]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Shortpasta]] {{Comments}}