Freakazoid! - Episode 25: Difference between revisions

 

I just woke up. I would go back and delete what just happened, but then that wouldn't make this story scary, now would it?? I thought so.

 

Back on topic, this went on for what seemed like several minutes. Freakazoid, slouched over in an old battered chair, staring gloomily into a static TV screen. There was no audio besides the faint white noise omitting from said television. After maybe four minutes of this something else finally happened. And this is about when I got creeped out beyond belief. The camera slowly zoomed in on Freakazoid's face as he started staring at the camera. His depressing frown changed into a wide ear-to-ear grin, his eyeballs rolled to the back of his head, and hyper-realistic blood began pouring out of his mouth. At this rate all I could think was ''"Who would actually MAKE this?!"'' Eventually the white noise in the background started getting louder and louder until I had to mute my laptop. The entire scene then lost all its color... except red. Everything was a shade of red. And then, the show cut to black without warning. There was nothing for a good few seconds, so I un-muted my laptop so I could take out the disc. Big mistake. As soon as the sound was back on there was a loud, blood-curdling scream, followed by some plain white text in comic sans that read "ich bin am leben", with the number 666 printed underneath it.

I went to the Google translator to find out that was German for "I am alive". What could this be about?? Quite frankly, I didn't want to know.That night as I lay in bed I hear a clutter coming from the living room. I got up to see what it was, only to be shrouded in a mixture of shock and total fear. It was a tall, blue figure wearing some sort of red jumpsuit. It turned around and stared me right in the eye. I recognized that face. The grin, the hyper-realistic blood, the rolled-back eyes... Without warning it then lunged at me with a knife. I did all I could to fight it off as the theme from Attack on Titan played in the background. Eventually I got it off me, and it crawled out my window. It stared at me for a good few seconds, then left without a trace. My floor was covered in the hyper-realistic blood that was dripping from its mouth, and no matter what I did I could never clean it up.

 

Why am I telling you about this? Heed my words. If you ever come across a strange episode of a TV show, stop watching it immediately. You don't want some blue man to try to murder you, do ya? And if you ever come across the DVD, please, destroy it. I don't know what happened to it. I went to work the next morning only to find that it was gone. Not even where I left it. Whether someone took it, or it fell behind the desk, or the same strange man who gave it to me is giving it to someone else, I don't know. But if you find it, make certain no one will ever see it again.

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