Friday night Funkin.exe

Ok so i'm a HUGEE fnf fan. I shoved a pico plushie up my ass so im hardcore. But recently I downloaded a spooky mod! Now im terrified! I won't touch mods ever again!

It was a dreary night and i saw "FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN WEEKS 1-9 LEAKED" and I downloaded it.

The file said FRIDAYNIGHTFUNKIN.EXE and i shit my pants, then i saw RUNESCAPE.EXE underneath it and shit my pants i shat my pants alot as i saw my many exe files, cause exe files are scary. So i played it and week 1 started and daddy dearest, instead of singing his normal first song, started singing "Gangsta's paradise" but the lyrics were changed

"As i walked through the funk of the funking death"

"i took a whitty bomb and fucked it in the ass"

..i cant remember the rest but trust me the shit was SHOCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Then in his second song he killed girlfriend and his eyes were hyperrealistic blood and his buldge was hyper realistic.

I SCREAMED and he chased after bf and then it became a platformer where i controlled bf and ran from dad. But he caught up and said WE SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES LIVING IN A AMISH PARADISE

The bf got decapitated.

Then week 2 started. I was crying. My mom told me to shut up and threatened to kick me out but i was too busy watching the monstrocity on screen to care. Week 2 opened with skid and pump crying and then everything went back to normal and they sang spookez, But there was one blue pixel in their eye, almost like a tear, and it was HYPER REALISTIC!!!!!! Then the rest of the week went normal until LEMON MONSTER CAME UP Instead of singing his song he sang THIS:

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left 'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin' Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke Fool, I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the streetlight Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise"

I CRIED and then the game went to week 3 but then pico shot himself then it went to week 4. There was mommy mearest and she was spicy hot mama. BUT THEN BF TURNED EVIL AND DID THE NASTY WITH HER INSTEAD OF SINGING! RIGHT ONTOP OF THE CAR!

Then in week 5 there was a cutscene of dad being angry at the milf. He said "YOU CHEATING GANGSTA" and skadoosched her to death. Then he came RUNNING OUT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN but then my mom came down and said "SHUT UP IM TIRED OF YOUR SHIT JEREMY! YOUR 24 AND OBSESS OVER THAT SILLY KIDS GAME! YOU NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND! YOU MOAN EVERY NIGHT WITH THAT PICO BODY PILLOW! THIS IS IT! YOUR MOVING OUT OF THE HOUSE!! PACK YOUR SHIT!!"

Daddy dearest saw he and went after her. This gave me time to escape my KAREn mom get wrecked but i epicelly got away

BUT HES STILL OUT THEIR...SO BEWARE

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