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Following Cecil’s arrest, I began to take a far more calm approach to life which allowed for my life to improve day by day. I ended up moving to a place where nobody knows my name, and the wine tastes fine like a pine. The Kameal Brothers were not taken down sadly as they were friends with the DA. I’ll throw an egg in his face don’t you worry! I ended up becoming a chef for Don Ennio Salieri who was very nice. However, even though Salieri claimed that my cooking was a masterpiece, I knew fully well that he was still going out to eat at Pepes every Friday. Cause Pepe is a fantastic chef, and I am not I just thought that you would know! Other people’s lives began improving all around me with Carlos finally marrying his still yet to be named fiancée after she learned to ignore her lactose intolerance and fall in love with my wife’s goat cheese tar plate. A plate covered in tar with a layer of grated goats cheese sprinkled atop it. Isn’t that the dream? Well it’s been fun, but it’s time for me to go. I got to cook up lunch for the Mayor and Salieri at their favourite gentlemen’s club. It’s not the sort of thing that I like doing but you know semantics. But before I go I must ask I may; whens’a your Dolmio Day? Oh when… whens’a your Dolmio Day?
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