Furries.exe

THIS IS A DRAFT!

It is not a complete trollpasta, and as such, is currently maintained in the user namespace to be worked on. Minor edits like grammar fixes are encouraged, but it should not be moved to the mainspace or have any categories.

What amount of people think that the most cancerous fandom is the furry fandom? Everybody? Nobody? It doesn't matter, at least to me anyways.

I was told about some game called "furries.exe" by a friend. He said that he didn't have sufficient hardware to play it and asked me to try it out. He also emailed me the URL to a direct download of it. I ran wget in a terminal emulator to download the file.

$ wget http://cancerousfurrygames.org/files/furrys.exe/furrys.exe.zip

The downloaded file was located in my downloads folder. I extracted the .zip archive onto my desktop. I opened the directory it extracted and saw a .exe file in there named "furrys.exe". Though my operating system was Linux―specifically Ubuntu 17.10 Artful Aardvark (development branch)―I was able to run the file because I had installed wine on it.

The first thing I saw was an anthropomorphic animal. Something just seemed off with it. I never got the chance to observe the animal as the title screen shown up before I could do so. The title said the game was titles "Furries", omitting the .exe file extension. It looked very cartoonish and not the photorealistic graphics I'm in to. Since I never really bother to look at title screens I just went ahead and started playing. While the game was loading I saw what was presumably the same anthropomorphic animal. This time, it was here long enough for me to observe. It was female and ad blood on her hands. It seemed to be an anthropomorphic rabbit, which makes no sense as a rabbit would usually be prey to other animals in the wild.

The game finished loading and the game's protagonist found themselves in a broken-down building. Asking themselves "What has happened here?" I decided to get them out of the room that they started in to go to the next room. There, They saw something very weird. It was three Neopagan pentagrams connected like the Borromean rings―something that should be completely impossible. Because of the Neopagan pentagram's association with Satanism, something was clearly wrong here.

I controlled the protagonist into a room filled with darkness. They saw a mirror in there and looked at themselves. From what I could observe they were also an anthropomorphic animal—an anthropomorphic lion specifically―which happened to also be female. That doesn't matter at all because I'm not focusing on that. I controlled her to what I assumed to be the end of the dark room. There was a door. She opened it and saw that same anthropomorphic rabbit. I lost control of the protagonist as she ran at the sight of it. I could hear her footsteps, desperate to get away from death. But that didn't happen. The rabbit got up to her and stabbed the protagonist, who ell onto the floor. She was screaming and had later died.

After that the game crashed with a blank error message, and Ubuntu ran into a kernel panic. I was forced to restart my computer. When I logged in, everything was there, like nothing happened. I decided to not play the game for a while, but I was forced to when I was put under pressure by my friend when I told him I didn't play much of the game.

And I did just that. When I started the game, it threw me straight into it. This time the protagonist found herself in an abandoned city. Most of the buildings have collapsed. She asked herself "How is it that I am still alive?" I control her to look for any buildings that at least can be entered. During this process, she noticed the same Neopagan pentagrams connected like the Borromean rings. This symbol may have a darker meaning to it than Satanism.

After 5 minutes the protagonist had encountered the rabbit which killed her. Both of them were staring at each other, directly at each other's eyes. The rabbit asked the protagonist "Who are you and why are you in this city?" The protagonist answered "I'm Zelona Froshiva, and I never intended to go to this city. I just appeared here after you killed me. It was like nothing happened."

The rabbit replied "That wasn't me. They were impersonating me just to cause trouble. The reason why you are still alive is that I never deliberately killed somebody. If I did so now, you would die as well."