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'''For context, this is based on an OneyPlays video mocking the Creepypasta genre. I just transcribed it here for the sake of it being on a wiki, with a few syntax changes to make it flow better. Now, sit back, relax, and have a boy.'''[[File:GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP BLUE EDITION CREEPYPASTA|thumb|right|335 px|Transcribed/adapted from this.]] |
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It all started 53 years ago, back when I was a fully grown little boy... |
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One day, while I was jumping through the street, I happened upon a large vehicle, which clobbered me violently into a nearby window. After getting my bearings, I looked up to see a young boy with a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition in his tiny little hands. I had always dreamed of owning a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, but my family could barely even afford Gold... |
One day, while I was jumping through the street, I happened upon a large vehicle, which clobbered me violently into a nearby window. After getting my bearings, I looked up to see a young boy with a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition in his tiny little hands. I had always dreamed of owning a Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, but my family could barely even afford Gold... |
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He looked up at me with those big, vibrating eyes. His two lower teeth quivered in confusion. "Muh, mahma," he said softly. |
He looked up at me with those big, vibrating eyes. His two lower teeth quivered in confusion. "Muh, mahma," he said softly. |
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This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door. I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself |
This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door. I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself into my room. I had made it. Finally, a Gameboy Advanced SP to call my own. I will have to keep it hidden from my family. I shan't ever allow them to know... |
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I took the Gameboy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to "ON" mode. I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my |
I took the Gameboy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to "ON" mode. I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my candle, and I pulled my curtain shut tight. I wanted absolutely ''nothing'' to get in the way of my first Gameboy Advanced SP Blue Edition experience. |
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Suddenly, a small man appeared on |
Suddenly, a small man appeared on-screen. Shortly after, the word "Mario" started flashing behind him. I assume this man is the man known as "Mario". I had seen adverts showing him on television. The title of the screen slowly lowered itself in from the top of the screen. |
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"Super Mario... and the legend of the Stolen Gameboy Advanced SP, Blue Edition"?! |
"Super Mario... and the legend of the Stolen Gameboy Advanced SP, Blue Edition"?! |
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My hart sank... as I noticed a dead pixel in the lower left region of the screen. |
My hart sank... as I noticed a dead pixel in the lower left region of the screen. |
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"Beggars can't be choosers," |
"Beggars can't be choosers," I thought to myself, however, and I pressed the start button with my feen-gy. |
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A vast landscape with clouds, bushes, and bricks appeared before my very eye. And there he was. The familiar "Mario" man I had grown to enjoy. |
A vast landscape with clouds, bushes, and bricks appeared before my very eye. And there he was. The familiar "Mario" man I had grown to enjoy. |
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I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' buttan. The gap was here! I pushed the button, but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed. |
I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' buttan. The gap was here! I pushed the button, but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed. |
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'''HO |
'''HO!''' |
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I pushed left as far as I could and he ground to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed. |
I pushed left as far as I could and he ground to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed. |
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'''HA HO |
'''HA HO!''' |
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The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body. But all that filled the air were my friend, Mario's, screams of fear. |
The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body. But all that filled the air were my friend, Mario's, screams of fear. |
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I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was to beat the game. I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again. |
I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was to beat the game. I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again. |
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'''HO |
'''HO!''' |
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I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin began to rot and turn slightly green. |
I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin began to rot and turn slightly green. |
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I turned on the light switch. As the room lit up, I saw many people dressed in black... They all cried softly. |
I turned on the light switch. As the room lit up, I saw many people dressed in black... They all cried softly. |
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"Who the flip are you people, I asked with tears running down my chinny-chin-chin. |
"Who the flip are you people," I asked with tears running down my chinny-chin-chin. |
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"We are this boy's family," a woman replied, "I was his mother....." |
"We are this boy's family," a woman replied, "I was his mother....." |
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Everything went slow. I dropped to my knees. I held the gameboy tightly in my clenched fist. "Could this be MY fault?" I asked myself politely. |
Everything went slow. I dropped to my knees. I held the gameboy tightly in my clenched fist. "Could this be MY fault?" I asked myself politely. |
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His mother walked over to me with big, fat tear in her eye. She told me, "it really means a lot that a stranger would let himself into our home to pay respects to a boy he didn't know. I'm sure you two would've gotten along great." She then pointed to the priest and said, "Please lower our child into the Earth NHOW." |
His mother walked over to me with a big, fat tear in her eye. She told me, "it really means a lot that a stranger would let himself into our home to pay respects to a boy he didn't know. I'm sure you two would've gotten along great." She then pointed to the priest and said, "Please lower our child into the Earth NHOW." |
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The priest did just that. He pulled on a lever with a shiny red ball on it. The coffin started going down! |
The priest did just that. He pulled on a lever with a shiny red ball on it. The coffin started going down! |
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I shoved the mother from my and |
I shoved the mother from my and I sprinted toward the coffin. I jumped on that coffin and the ropes snapped. I began falling into the Earth with the child inside. I heard the screams from his family echoing above. |
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I pried open the coffin as we fell and I shoved the gameboy into his tiny, cold mouth. "Free me of this curse, child!" I screamed at the top of my... head. |
I pried open the coffin as we fell and I shoved the gameboy into his tiny, cold mouth. "Free me of this curse, child!" I screamed at the top of my... head. |
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My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast," and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face. |
My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast," and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face. |
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I-I-r... I realized.... maybe stealing not okay. I looked to the sky and I said, "Thank you, Mario inside Gameboy.." |
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Thanks... to me. |
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