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'''For context, this is based on an OneyPlays video mocking the Creepypasta genre. I just transcribed it here for the sake of it being on a wiki, with a few syntax changes to make it flow better. Now, sit back, relax, and have a boy.'''
{{note|For context, this is based on an OneyPlays video mocking the Creepypasta genre. I just transcribed it here for the sake of it being on a wiki, with a few syntax changes to make it flow better. Now, sit back, relax, and have a boy.}}
[[File:Advance.png|thumb|406x406px|A picture of the specified Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition]]
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It all started 53 years ago, back when I was a fully grown little boy...
It all started 53 years ago, back when I was a fully grown little boy...
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This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door. I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself into my room. I had made it. Finally, a Gameboy Advance SP to call my own. I will have to keep it hidden from my family. I shouldn't ever allow them to know...
This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door. I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself into my room. I had made it. Finally, a Gameboy Advance SP to call my own. I will have to keep it hidden from my family. I shouldn't ever allow them to know...


I took the Gameboy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to "ON" mode. I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my candle, and I pulled my curtain shut tight. I wanted absolutely ''nothing'' to get in the way of my first Gameboy Advanced SP Blue Edition experience.
I took the Gameboy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to "ON" mode. I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my candle, and I pulled my curtain shut tight. I wanted absolutely nothing to get in the way of my first Gameboy Advanced SP Blue Edition experience.


Suddenly, a small man appeared on-screen. Shortly after, the word "Mario" started flashing behind him. I assume this man is the man known as "Mario". I had seen adverts showing him on television. The title of the screen slowly lowered itself in from the top of the screen.
Suddenly, a small man appeared on-screen. Shortly after, the word "Mario" started flashing behind him. I assume this man is the man known as "Mario". I had seen adverts showing him on television. The title of the screen slowly lowered itself in from the top of the screen.
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I got to the fourth level without much problems. I looked into a nearby mirror and smiled at myself with one eyebrow raised and I said loudly, "Does this game think I am not good? I can handle anything it throws my way! Ahhh huhaaaaa! Auuhhh..."
I got to the fourth level without much problems. I looked into a nearby mirror and smiled at myself with one eyebrow raised and I said loudly, "Does this game think I am not good? I can handle anything it throws my way! Ahhh huhaaaaa! Auuhhh..."


Suddenly, the screen turned black... And I don't just mean ''black'', I mean so black... The screen looked like a big, deep, deep hole.
Suddenly, the screen turned black... And I don't just mean black, I mean so black... The screen looked like a big, deep, deep hole.


I said out loud, "Is this a hole I see before me?" and it echoed, like a hole.....
I said out loud, "Is this a hole I see before me?" and it echoed, like a hole...


I wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow. "That was weird," I thought in a big bubble next to my head.
I wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow. "That was weird," I thought in a big bubble next to my head.


The level loaded, but this time it took a lot longer. Mario stood in place so I pushed right and he began running. I noticed the graphics were getting all jumbly. Also, the music was becoming less like the Mario theme, '''DA DA DAH DUH DA DAH DUH!''', and more garbled, like '''BRRPP BRPP BRUPP BRR BRUM BRADDAH!!!'''.
The level loaded, but this time it took a lot longer. Mario stood in place so I pushed right and he began running. I noticed the graphics were getting all jumbly. Also, the music was becoming less like the Mario theme, DA DA DAH DUH DA DAH DUH!, and more garbled, like BRRPP BRPP BRUPP BRR BRUM BRADDAH!!!


I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' button. The gap was here! I pushed the button, but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed.
I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' button. The gap was here! I pushed the button, but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed.


'''HO!'''
"HO!"


I pushed left as far as I could and he grounded to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed.
I pushed left as far as I could and he grounded to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed.


'''HA HO!'''
"HA HO!"


The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body, but all that filled the air were my friend Mario's screams of fear.
The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body, but all that filled the air were my friend Mario's screams of fear.
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I said, "No more!"
I said, "No more!"


I pulled the cartridge from the Gameboy Advance SP and I threw it out my window. It landed in some mud outside and I laughed and I closed my window. I turned around.... And I saw that the cartridge was back in my Gameboy... Mud oozed from it's cartridge slot.
I pulled the cartridge from the Gameboy Advance SP and I threw it out my window. It landed in some mud outside and I laughed and I closed my window. I turned around... And I saw that the cartridge was back in my Gameboy... Mud oozed from it's cartridge slot.


I gasped and I said to myself, "Nooo... It can not be!"
I gasped and I said to myself, "Nooo... It can not be!"
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The gameboy turned itself back on. Mario's face appeared with hyperrealistic skin pores and bloody chapped lips.
The gameboy turned itself back on. Mario's face appeared with hyperrealistic skin pores and bloody chapped lips.


He spoke softly, '''''"You stole me from my human... Now I, Mario of Nintendo of America Incorporated, curse you forever....!"'''''
He spoke softly, "You stole me from my human... Now I, Mario of Nintendo of America Incorporated, curse you forever!"


I screamed aloud, louder than an eagle of the night, "There must be someway to undo this curse!"
I screamed aloud, louder than an eagle of the night, "There must be someway to undo this curse!"
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I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was to beat the game. I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again.
I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was to beat the game. I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again.


'''HO!'''
"HO!"


I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin began to rot and turn slightly green.
I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin began to rot and turn slightly green.
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"What on Earth is happening, Mario?" I asked Mario.
"What on Earth is happening, Mario?" I asked Mario.


'''''"Every life you lose, I will make you rot! Haah haah huah!"'''''
""Every life you lose, I will make you rot! Haah haah huah!"


I asked, "How can I beat the game with only screams? I cannot jump gaps by screaming!"
I asked, "How can I beat the game with only screams? I cannot jump gaps by screaming!"


'''''"Fuck you....." '''''Mario said quietly.
"Fuck you..." Mario said quietly.


I screamed.
I screamed.


'''H O A H !'''
"H O A H !"


I decided NOT to beat the game in fear of me rotting! I decided that I was going to do the right thing. I ran out of my room pushing my feeble mother out of my way in the hallway. I ran down the street to the boy's house. Thunder bellowed and rain pitter-pattered on my crying face. Finally, I reached the house. I leaped up to the boy's window and let myself in. The room was dark.
I decided NOT to beat the game in fear of me rotting! I decided that I was going to do the right thing. I ran out of my room pushing my feeble mother out of my way in the hallway. I ran down the street to the boy's house. Thunder bellowed and rain pitter-pattered on my crying face. Finally, I reached the house. I leaped up to the boy's window and let myself in. The room was dark.
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"Who the flip are you people," I asked with tears running down my chinny-chin-chin.
"Who the flip are you people," I asked with tears running down my chinny-chin-chin.


"We are this boy's family," a woman replied, "I was his mother....."
"We are this boy's family," a woman replied, "I was his mother..."


She pointed into the center of the room where a small, white coffin was suspended over a hole. My heart sank.
She pointed into the center of the room where a small, white coffin was suspended over a hole. My heart sank.
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I noticed that we weren't hitting the bottom, and that the darkness in this hole reminded me of the dark I saw in the Gameboy. Could this be what I saw before?
I noticed that we weren't hitting the bottom, and that the darkness in this hole reminded me of the dark I saw in the Gameboy. Could this be what I saw before?


From the darkness, a floating, black and white head of Mario appeared. He said to me, '''''"In this hole, you shall fall with the dead body of a child! Huaaah hah..."''''' and then he Gaussian blurred away..
From the darkness, a floating, black and white head of Mario appeared. He said to me, "In this hole, you shall fall with the dead body of a child! Huaaah hah..." and then he Gaussian blurred away...


"This is what I get for stealing, I guess," I said as I shrugged.
"This is what I get for stealing, I guess," I said as I shrugged.


Suddenly, Mario appeared again. He said, '''''"Wow.... It sounds like you learned your lesson. You n-now be free.. Bye."''''' He clicked his.... mustache and I was back in my room!
Suddenly, Mario appeared again. He said, "Wow... It sounds like you learned your lesson. You n-now be free... Bye." He clicked his... mustache and I was back in my room!


I looked over on my bed and the Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition was gone!
I looked over on my bed and the Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition was gone!
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My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast," and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face.
My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast," and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face.


I-I-r... I realized.... maybe stealing not okay. I looked to the sky and I said, "Thank you, Mario inside Gameboy.."
I-I-r... I realized... maybe stealing not okay. I looked to the sky and I said, "Thank you, Mario inside Gameboy..."


Everything would be alright. And though the child remained permanently dead, his mother could always play his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition to remember him by.
Everything would be alright. And though the child remained permanently dead, his mother could always play his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition to remember him by.


Thanks... to me.
Thanks... to me.

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