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Written by Joe Smith

Early ~~Shitday~~ morning, There was a disturbance at 67 ~~COCK~~ Street in ~~Anyfucktown~~. The door was found ~~fucked~~, and a hatchet was found near the ~~gay~~ door. The flatscreen TV in the man's living room was broken, and blood stained the carpet in front of it. The only evidence found in this case besides the hatchet was a game of Grand Theft Auto 4 still found in the man's XBOX 360. After analyzing the game, the man's character had a 6-star wanted level. Another strange Thing about this game was a dead character found in the game. It does not match any character models in the game. The investigation is pending.

Early Tuesday morning, There was a disturbance at 67 First Street in Anytown. The door was found broken down, and a hatchet was found near the door. The flatscreen TV in the man's living room was broken, and blood stained the carpet in front of it. The only evidence found in this case besides the hatchet was a game of Grand Theft Auto 4 still found in the man's XBOX 360. After analyzing the game, the man's character had a 6-star wanted level. Another strange Thing about this game was a dead character found in the game. It does not match any character models in the game. The investigation is pending.

One thing that the news report did not say was that the man looked exactly like the dead man.

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 Written by Joe Smith
-Early Shitday morning, There was a disturbance at 67 COCK Street in Anyfucktown. The door was found fucked, and a hatchet was found near the gay door.  The flatscreen TV in the man's living room was broken, and blood stained the carpet in front of it. The only evidence found in this case besides the hatchet was a game of Grand Theft Auto 4 still found in the man's XBOX 360.  After analyzing the game, the man's character had a 6-star wanted level.  Another strange Thing about this game was a dead character found in the game.  It does not match any character models in the game.  The investigation is pending.
+Early Tuesday morning, There was a disturbance at 67 First Street in Anytown. The door was found broken down, and a hatchet was found near the door.  The flatscreen TV in the man's living room was broken, and blood stained the carpet in front of it. The only evidence found in this case besides the hatchet was a game of Grand Theft Auto 4 still found in the man's XBOX 360.  After analyzing the game, the man's character had a 6-star wanted level.  Another strange Thing about this game was a dead character found in the game.  It does not match any character models in the game.  The investigation is pending.
 One thing that the news report did not say was that the man looked exactly like the dead man.