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My name is Sarah Evans. Recently, my boyfriend – Richard – decided to reclaim his childhood by playing some old Mario game on the NES. Naturally, he invited me along to play, and me, being curious, accepted.
When I got to
His voice trailed off into a whimper.
I followed him inside, into his living room. There, he had the game system hooked up to the TV.
I took a look. I
"And...?"
He whimpered, which I took to be a yes.
I took the controller, selected the
Richard screamed, and I exclaimed,
"Yes?"
I continued playing the game, jumping on koopas (
Soon enough, I ended up dying by falling down a pit. I heard Mario scream in pain. Rich howled along with him, tears in his eyes.
I facepalmed. Hard.
He was so invested in his insane rant that he
Some days, I have no idea why I put up with this man.
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