Garfield.Exe Lost Episode; Welcome to the Shadows, Jon 2. Hell Edition.: Difference between revisions

I'm a total Garfield fan, much like everyone else, I like the newer Garfields, but I don’tdon't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked Garfields before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...

"How did it know my name?" I thought. I did what the machine told me and started playing. HOLY SHIT WAS THAT AN OOPSIE MISTAKE. The screen cut to the color of the American dollar and then started playing lavender town but it was reversed and I thought I could hear Caillou in the background. It was weird but arousing. I must be the reason behind the amber alert theme song. Anyways, Garfield was being a bit spooky, but I was still into him. But then, out of the blue, my OC CokieBadGirl669 appeared. My dick detached from my body, grew legs, then started to run to the TV. Good thing I had a leash attached to it, or it may have escaped. CokieBadGirl looked at me with her fuck-me eyes and said…said...

“How"How's it going Gaylord Johnson, it’sit's me, your best friend…friend... CokieBadGirl666!

“Holy"Holy shit!”" I thought, “I"I named her CokieBadGirl669, not 666.”" SHE MUST BE SATAN!”"

“You’re"You're not CokieBadGirl,”" I said.

“Then"Then who am I?”" she asked.

“YOU"YOU ARE NERMAL YOU CUCK!”" I exclaimed. I said this because Nermal and Satan are the same things, to be honest.

“Oh"Oh, you knew…”knew..." they said ominously, “Time"Time to die anyway!”" The screen flashed every color at once and then paused at a picture of Will Smith voring CokieBadGirl669. I was very aroused by this picture, but I was determined to defeat evil Garfield Zedong. Wait…Wait... Zedong? When did Chairman Mao get into my le epic video game?

“Kill"Kill the sparrows,”" he said.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I screamed. I had Maophobia, so I’mI'm afraid of killing sparrows for my glorious leader. The screen then cut to green and started play some earthbound songs or some shit. But then, the true villian of this scary creepypasta arose…arose... HILLARY CLINTON’SCLINTON'S CEVERED HEAD. That cucked bitch was so salty about losing the 2040 Sudanesse election, that she became the the puppet master behind my super scary story. Wait, this isn’tisn't a story. '''THIS ACTUALLY FCUKIG HAPPENED.'''

“You"You monster!”" I screamed. She replied with silence. As the screen zoomed in on a still Jpeg of Hillary Clinton, my mom came in.

“WHAT"WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING AT HILLARY CLINTON IMAGES?!”"

“NO"NO MOM I SWEAR I VOTED FOR GOKU I SWEAR.”" I was then beaten for twenty minutes. Random always = funny. After my ass became red, the screen cut to blue and static started to appear. I was glad that it was over, except it wasn’twasn't. Hillary Clinton appeared on the TV again and sucked me into the game!

“Are"Are you ready to have a great anime battle?”" Said the giant Clinton head. Mao Zedong was angry that he wasn’twasn't getting any screen time so he became my personal pokemon. Wait, this story needs more Garfield away, so he tried to kill them both!!!111!1

Hillary Clinton’sClinton's tentacles tried swatting away all of the sparrows but were overwhelmed by Mao’sMao's ass sparrows.

Then I died or something. Whoopsie daisy I guess. Anyways, there is one phrase I will remember my entire time in purgatory…purgatory...