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Line 37: [[File:MassiveDUB.png\|thumb\|right\|GARFIELD STABBING THAT FAT DISGUSTING DRIBBLER TO DEATH]] "How did it know my name?" I thought. I did what the machine told me and started playing. HOLY SHIT WAS THAT AN OOPSIE MISTAKE. The screen cut to the color of the American dollar and then started playing lavender town but it was reversed and I thought I could hear Caillou in the background. It was weird but arousing. I must be the reason behind the amber alert theme song. Anyways, Garfield was being a bit spooky, but I was still into him. But then, out of the blue, my OC CokieBadGirl669 appeared. My dick detached from my body, grew legs, then started to run to the TV. Good thing I had a leash attached to it, or it may have escaped. CokieBadGirl looked at me with her fuck-me eyes and ~~said…~~said... "How's it going Gaylord Johnson, it's me, your best ~~friend…~~friend... CokieBadGirl666! "Holy shit!" I thought, "I named her CokieBadGirl669, not 666." SHE MUST BE SATAN!" Line 51: [[File:Mao Zedong in front of crowd.jpg\|thumb\|180px\|More like Mao the dong LMAO]] "Oh, you ~~knew…~~knew..." they said ominously, "Time to die anyway!" The screen flashed every color at once and then paused at a picture of Will Smith voring CokieBadGirl669. I was very aroused by this picture, but I was determined to defeat evil Garfield Zedong. ~~Wait…~~Wait... Zedong? When did Chairman Mao get into my le epic video game? By the way, Garfield stabbed Nermal to death, which I was happy about. Line 57: "Kill the sparrows," he said. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" I screamed. I had Maophobia, so I'm afraid of killing sparrows for my glorious leader. The screen then cut to green and started play some earthbound songs or some shit. But then, the true villian of this scary creepypasta ~~arose…~~arose... HILLARY CLINTON'S CEVERED HEAD. That cucked bitch was so salty about losing the 2040 Sudanesse election, that she became the the puppet master behind my super scary story. Wait, this isn't a story. '''THIS ACTUALLY FCUKIG HAPPENED.''' [[File:Hillary Clinton.jpg\|thumb\|180px\|I feel her gaze all over my body]] Line 83: I immediately pointed out the grammar MISTAKE and I saw the plushie moved. I was very turned on that my Garfield plush was alive, so I grabbed my fursuit and started to fuck the plushie. Who knew my way to fuck Garfield would be to fix his grammar? Then I died or something. Whoopsie daisy I guess. Anyways, there is one phrase I will remember my entire time in ~~purgatory…~~purgatory... '''YOUR NEXT''' Line 98: [[Category:TRUE STORY]] [[Category:Blatant Ripoffs]] [[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]] {{Comments}}