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'''Chapter One: Get out of bed'''▼
▲Chapter One: Get out of bed
It was a normal day in the life of Garfield. But it was also a Monday and everyone knows that Garfield HATES Mondays, so Garfield slept until 5:00 pm. "Garfield, you lazy cat", yelled Jon! "Get your butt out of bed". "Not unless Lasagna is involved, Jon", said Garfield. Then Garfield smelled a nice big tray of Lasagna. He got out of bed and jumped onto the table. Odie was about to eat the Lasagna. "You're going into orbit, you stupid mutt", exclaimed Garfield. Then Garfield kicked Odie so hard, Odie flew threw the ceiling, into the clouds and then into orbit. "Garfield! You bad kitty! You put a hole in the wall", yelled Jon. "I don't care Jon. Besides, it's not gonna rain for another week", replied Garfield
'''Chapter Two: Mutant Lasagna'''
Garfield went to go get the Lasagna, but then he started to see something strange. The Lasagna started to glow a bright green. Then a hand formed from the Lasagna. Then an arm, then a head, then a body. Before you could watch all of the Hobbit trilogy, the Lasagna turned into a humanoid creature made out of Lasagna. "I am the Mutant Lasagna! I
'''Chapter Three: Tail of Two Kitties'''
"Garfield, how are we going to stop the Mutant Lasagna", Jon asked. "I know someone", Garfield replied. Garfield grabbed the keys and went to the car. "You don't have a driver's licence Garfield", exclaimed Jon. "I know Jon, you are the one thats gonna be driving", replied Garfield. Garfield gave Jon the directions to where he wanted to go. They ended up at an alleyway. There was a box. Garfield went to the box and knocked it. A small grey tabby cat came out. "Hey Nermal", said Garfield. "Hey Garfield! Are you still jealous because I won the award for cutest cat." Asked Nermal. "No. Listen, we need your help Nermal. My Lasagna mutated and became a living lasagna. I know it sounds like the plot of a weird fan fiction, but it's true!", explained Garfield. "Don
'''Chapter Four: NASA'''
"Hey I think I found a dog in the Atmosphere", said Fred, a worker at NASA. "Oh my god, you're right", replied Neil Armstrong. They zoomed in to the picture. "He has a collar", said Fred. "There's a phone number on it", said Neil Armstrong. Ring, Ring. "Hello, who is this", asked Jon. "Hi, I
'''Chapter Five: First Fight'''
Jon, Garfield, and Nermal decided to finally fight the Mutant Lasagna. They got into Jon
'''Chapter Six: Jason Vorhees'''
"Garfield, we'll never defeat the Mutant Lasagna", said Jon. "We can't, but I know someone who can", replied Garfield. Garfield reached for the phone. "Hey Jason, it's me, Garfield. Me and Jon need your help. No, you won't be at Camp Crystal Lake. Freddy Krueger isn't involved. Ok, thanks for doing something a little different than you are used to. OK see you soon", said Garfield while on the phone. Faster than you could say "Star Wars is overrated", a bloody machete was stabbed through the door. Then a tall man wearing a hockey mask walked in. "GARFIELD! Why did your friend stab through the door?!? That took weeks to build!", yelled Jon. "That doesn
'''Chapter Seven: Jason takes Manhattan'''
Manhattan. The place where Garfield is currently in. Jason has also been there before. Jason and Garfield when
'''Chapter Eight: The Astounding Astro-Dog'''
Garfield, Jon, and Jason were training for the fight. Garfield was practicing is scratching. Jon was working on punching and coordination. Jason worked on using his machete. All of a sudden, outside they heard a loud noise, like something hit the ground. It was a capsule. The NASA logo was on it. There was a note on it that said "STOP KICKING YOUR DOGS INTO SPACE".
They opened the capsule. Inside was...ODIE! He was fine. He greeted Jon by licking his face a bunch of times. "ODIE! STOP IT" , Jon yelled. "Don
'''Chapter Nine: The Final Fight'''
This was it. They were ready. They were going to defeat...The Mutant Lasagna. They saw him climbing the Empire State Building. "Hahaha! I am unstoppable now", the Mutant Lasagna announced. "Not so fast", a voice said. Then a web was shot right into the Mutant Lasagna
'''Epilogue'''
This is the epilogue. I´m supposed to tell you what happened after the story. Well, Garfield died of radiation poisoning because he ate the lasagna. That was the worst that could happen. Jon starred in two movies. "Transformers 7: We Ran Out Of Ideas" and "The Rebooted Spider-Man". Jason killed more people at Camp Crystal Lake. Odie is still on the moon. There is nothing else to explain so, I guess you can say that this is The End so…▼
▲This is the epilogue. I
THE END
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