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(Created page with "Me and my boy did shrooms today and the weirdest thing happened. I was suddenly pregnant and my water broke, which was particularly odd because I’m a cis man. I rushed to the ER and when the doctors saw the baby’s foot moving in my stomach, they were fascinated and praised it as a “medical miracle.” When they did the ultrasound, they looked extremely concerned and the head physician said “this creature is not human, it must be removed immediately.” They C-se...") |
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Me and my boy did shrooms today and the weirdest thing happened. I was suddenly pregnant and my water broke, which was particularly odd because
They C-sectioned me and then pulled out and held up the most beautiful pickle
To anyone out there reading this, miracles do exist! I just gave birth to a beautiful pickle and married the hottest nurse ever.
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