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The following stories were written by a user called GhostToastYT. These were actually supposed to be creepypastas, not troll pastas. He asked on the forums the following: "I make these really good pastas but in only 3 minutes they get deleted. WTF!". LOLSKELETONS provided us with his stories that he wrote. |
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Here they are. The GhostToastYT Trilogy of failure. |
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== Note From GhostToastYT == |
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The first pasta, Mutants, was never finished because I hit the publish button ON ACCIDENT. And I was TWELVE when I wrote these pasta's! Give me a break will Ya? I was a retard and a failure back then, I get it. Jeez. |
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== Mutants == |
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this is my first pasta. All feedback will be much apreciated! (P.S. This Pasta Is Fake. DUH!) |
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Hello. My Name Is Chris Jones. I'm 15 and I live in an apartment building in New York City. |
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Since I was a kid Ive wanted to be a crime fighter. Why? What if those jerks hurt someone important to me? My Dad? My little sister? My girlfriend Ann? |
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Well Im Not Waiting Around To See. |
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==How Barney Got Cancelled== |
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I woke up this morning around 7:45. |
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Flipped through some channels on TV but couldntt find anything I liked. |
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Then, I saw that Barney was on Disney Junior. |
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huh. I used to love that show. |
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So I selected it. |
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Now this isntt your average fake and gay creepypasta where it says "AND THEN SHE TOOK A CHAINSAW AND CUT BARNEY OPEN AND BLOOD SPLATERD EVREEWHERE!!!! OGMOGMOGM!" |
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What happened was shocking but there was no blood or gore or anything. |
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So when I selected it there was a commercial. |
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"Fuck." I said to myself. |
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After 5 minutes of my life being wasted by ads to buy stuff, it came on. |
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Now, even though Barney was some shitty show from the 90s, I LOVED it as a kid. |
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When it started I heard this: |
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"Always Talk To Strangers! That is some good advice!" |
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"WHAT THE FUCK?!?" I screamed out loud. |
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"Always Get In Their Van! Always Take Whatever They Give You!" |
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WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK WOULD PUT THAT IN A KIDS SHOW???? |
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"Never Turn Around! Never Tell An Adult Friend!" |
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I couldnt bare it anymore! |
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But it was over. |
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It ended with the happy "I love you, you love me" theme song. |
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That was some sick shit I witnessed there. |
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I truly think that was how Barney got cancelled |
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==Mr. Krabs' Unquenchable Blood Lust== |
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My Grandfather Forgot My Birthday. |
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So he got me a present. |
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What was that present? |
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A present that almost killed me. |
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He got me an Emerson 26 LCD TV. |
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It was pretty cool. |
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I waited about 6 days until I hooked it up. |
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That night I was watching TV. |
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I pressed "Guide" on my remote and looked at the time. |
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2:56 AM. |
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Fuck. |
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I had school in the morning and had Final Exams that day. |
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I had to wake up at 5:45 in the morning and that was gonna suck. |
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I started flipping through channels to see if there was anything that would get me to sleep. |
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When I saw Channel 25 (Nickelodeon) I stopped. |
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It was 3:00 AM...But Spongebob was on. |
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About to air a Brand-New Episode. |
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"A new episode at 3 AM?" I asked myself. |
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So I clicked it. |
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I really wish I hadnt hit that OK fucking button. |
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When I clicked it....Commercials. |
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Fuck. |
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When I came on I FUCKING ALMOST SHIT MYSELF. |
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Im 16 so this shouldnt of mattered but......Fucking Wow. |
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It was that Pirate episode. |
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The Scene was when they started looking at the map when they werent supposed to. |
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It was in Black And White And Had Lines Running Down It Like A Shitty VHS Tape. |
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I thought it was some kind of Halloween episode but it was Mid-September. |
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Halloween wasnt for another month and a half. |
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Mr. Krabs walked in the tent. |
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"Is there a problem here?" he whispered in a very fucking grim way. |
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He raised a chainsaw. |
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The only thing in color was the chainsaw blade. |
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He lowered it. |
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But Before The Impact..... |
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A New Scene.... |
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"Thank God." I said to myself. |
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The next Scene wasnt much comforting. |
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Spongebob was running in a very pitch black room. |
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Then Mr. Krabs Ran In. |
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A Bloody Ax in his hand. |
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"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PATRICK???????!" Spongebob yelled. |
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He Raised The Ax. |
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I immediately shut it off. |
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That fucked me up. |
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Ive been getting visits from a guidance counselor at school. |
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People keep telling me "It must have been a dream" "Calm Down Man" "Mr. Krabs Isnt Real" |
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Atleast it was at 3 AM so no kids saw it. |
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But I heard on the news the Child-Suicide-Rate has been going up in my town. |
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{{hrb}} |
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These stories are copied exactly how they were written. [http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:277575 To see the full conversation, click here.] |
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Revision as of 19:38, 19 May 2015
Well, looks like everything is gone! What a shame.