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I was really, really, disappointed to hear glass jars hitting the floor.
"Joey,
I looked over, and Todd had his arm stuck on one of the top shelf racks. He had knocked over all the other boxes of various frozen treats, trying to get the last box of a very specific brand Ice Cream sandwich that he insisted was the best.
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As I was about to walk over to Todd and deal with his shit. an old fishermen walked up to me. "Excuse me sir, can you help me with-" He broke out into a coughing fit.
He was drenched in salt-water and smelled like piss. You know what, maybe it was
"Were you swallowed by a whale? Christ, man." Todd had managed to get himself unstuck, ice cream sandwiches clutched like a newborn child.
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I wasn't sure what to do about this ungodly abomination. How do you get rid of a giant sentient trash blob?
'Shit.
"Look I'm all for fires but I'm pretty sure that'll melt my ice cream Joey. Also I don't like dying."
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