Gotta Go Fast: Difference between revisions

THis time, it booted up with sonic eyes bleeding and hyper realistic evil patrixx saying just gotta go fast and daniel johnston's poor you playing in th e back ground.. I passed this off as a glitch. Oh imm so happy this game is so amazing. Tails doll and eggmann where having a threesome w mr potato head and the game was running perfectly well until all of a sudenn the gam froze and went to a screen saying green hill zone. it waas a bright forrest in realyy ugly nbriht colors. I was playing as sonic and i ran really fast. Was I playing an secret stage? I started to question my beliff that this game was glitchy n bad but that it was just hUNTED nd the bst game of 2016. i played the green hill zone stage. It said stage clear and sonic showed the peace sign instead of the normal middle finger in buttholele. I was so freaked out py sonics lack of blood that i switched off a game and it turned off. I passed this off as a glitch. I took the cart in my pocket as i ran out the door of my house, 10 police cars and arlnld shwarznegr on fine chasing me down the road. Gotta go fast, arnold said. 10 minutes kater, i ran into gamestahp, now completely naked, with a little old nun running the counter. Here how much will you give me for this i said. Ill thake it for free she said as she threw it across the room. Hail satan she shouted in her little oldd lady esque rage. i scaered so i ran out and back home, still naked. i then got even more naked as i naked across the floor and slept naked. I woke up the next morning jesusday. It was a dream. I passed it off as a glitch and ran downstairs to see a bok w a ribbon. OI opened it and it was a sega 64 w a sonic game and. I plyedd it and the orgies happened like normal. i has a happy kid then. before i fought in nam. then i went bck to sleep and listened to my favorite band, Jimmy Eat Chemical I Hate American Football Joyce Alex G Manor. I always found Jimmy Gerard to be my supermodel. THen a skelly skelly popped out and it told me as i went to sleep

 

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