Grand Theft Auto: Satandreas: Difference between revisions

After ten minutes of sitting there confused out of my confusion (confusing?) i decided to carry on with my game and see what else Cwarl Dwonson would get up to, what i didn't expect was too see him outside of his homo's house. Everything seemed normal; although i swear that last time i checked reality CARS COULDN'T FLY! yes, that's right! fly. I wasn't too weirded out by this because there is a cheat i know of that lets you fly your car like a plane (although, the disc is too old and scratched for it too load quick enough, so it normally ended with the game freezing. Most likely because i flew so goddamn fast, that it didn't have time to do so) But since the cheat only ever works with the PC, i assumed that my game was now fucking around with the games cheat codes. Another thing i soon realised was that every person i saw would walk normally, until CJ went near them. They would then just stop and stare at me as if he is the last black guy in the universe. This obviously didn't pass me as a joyful scene as said pedestrians would begin to chase CJ everywhere, and try to kill him. I was fucking freaked out by this time, so i decided the only way he could escape the rapestabbing was to take to the skies with a jetpack; so after rushingly typing in the cheat code as fast as my fingers could mash them, it appeared and Carly began to fly upwards. Very soon, all the pedestrians were out of draw distance, i could no longer see them. Like most people would probably do at this time with a jetpack, i instantly flew CJ across the city and over the ocean, on his way to another island. What i really should have thought out at this point was how certain places where unallowing of CJ to enter them, so when he did exactly that; giss woot hippond? i lokked at the corner of the screen to see that my wanted rating was now at four fucking stars. !WTF! i screamed as i flew CJ lower and lower onto a building hoping to find a safe haven. Instead i found the exact opposite, CJ was now being chased by planes ON FOOT! (in case you didn't know, the air force only attack when your in a plane yourself, which is good) Maybe he should change his initials to JC, not only could he run across the ocean, he could return from the dead after the mother fuckers already shot him millions of times! The next part confused me more, all CJ did now was jump off the fucking rooftop and onto the ground. I saw that the game assumed CJ's real initials are SH, so it had a reason to send worse authorative shit at him! What would happen next though, is something i couldn't believe at first....or rather.....was too scared too believe.....

Now that CJ divided by zero, he had ascended further up the path. If it was a path. Turns out that he just gets warped into the middle of a dark green field. It isn't the night that is making it dark, it appears to be the shade of green. This long field kind of reminds me of the inside of the moon on Majora's Mask without a tree. In place of the tree was what i assume was a stupid joke. A giant picture was spread across the surface of a cubic wall. It looked very clear. This very image may be the one i saw over the horizon earlier. I thinking that none of this shit is a glitch, it is intended. A glitch wouldn't add an image of a....whatever it is. The wall was pretty big, i couldn't see it clear enough until CJ moved back a few metres. When it did clear out, the image seemed to resemble an image of a person (Not me, that's cliche) He was rather happy. Oh shit, i forgot to mention. This person was the most creepiest person i have ever seen in my entire life. It was like a mix between Michael Jackson, Brian Peppers, BEN and a sadistic painting. Jesus did it scare the crap out of me. It got worse when CJ ran up and touched it. The wall started to emit horrific screamign sounds. It resembled a little girlwoman screaming backwards. Scary as it was, it is just a game, it can't harm me! Especially if it's only hacked.