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Me? Yeah, I play video games. I played one last night. Haunted! Listen, I'll tell you all about it.
So I was playing this popular
So I was driving this car. No, you couldn't see the controls. You just control it by pushing buttons on your hand cart, uh, I mean hand grab thing. The controls were real and in front of you. Yes, Jammy, you saw the car through the screen. Right, so,
So, I was driving the driver who drove the floating car down a path at high speeds. Yes, Jimmin, this was all in the screen, not real life. But yes, I did control it in real life. Using the real hand grab thing—the controllic. That moves the fake stuff in the screen, get it?
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Yes, it's haunted to make the blood need to be seen. I don't know why. But it was sure scary! You should have seen me. Nearly wet my pants the second that car started bleedin'! I mean the floating space car. Was the blood real? Yes it was! Hyper-realistic! No, I couldn't touch it. It was—well, it looked real. Really real.
No, I don't know who made it appear. The ghost did! That's what it means for a game to be haunted, Junny. No, the ghost didn't make the people who made the game. The ghost just makes other things, like a co-developer. No, the ghost isn't paid, and no, it doesn't receive healthcare. No, not dental either. How do you know about these things?! Look, the ghost is dead. It don't need no dental or healthcare. Okay, so the ghost made the game do something that the other creators of the game didn't want the game to do, so that means it's haunted. No, the ghost isn't a creator. I meant that the real creators didn't want the game to have bleedin' flying cars. No, that's not how the game's supposed to be. The ghost is not a game maker, like I was saying. It's a ghost. It's like a virus. A virus for machines. No, ghosts usually aren't viruses. This one is. Don't get me started on ghosts infecting
No, you can't become a game developer by being a ghost. They're dead. Seriously, I don't know why they took up game making in the afterlife. Must've been their life-long dream or somethin'.
So
Maybe the ghost itself screamed without using the speakers, I don't know. Well, about the ghost being in the consoled, maybe it jumps out of it once and a while to scream at me in anger or fear or something. No, I don't know why. The game didn't shut off, either. You ask too many questions. Okay, maybe the ghost can split in two and one half stayed in the console to make blood while the other went outside to scream. Or maybe it adjusted the speaker hard-wares to make it sound so good. Maybe the ghost was an electricity engineer before its demise or something.
So I was shaking in my boots and was so scared to see what happened next. Why didn't I turn it off? I can't say for sure, Joomin. It was like I was possessed by the spirit in the cartridge. I can't say how it came out of the cartridge to do that,
So there I was possessed, while that scream kept comin' out and that flying car kept spreading real lookin' blood on the track below it. I kept driving that
Look Jammoon, it's scary because I wasn't plannin' on seeing that blood and hearin' screams and all. This game wasn't meant to be this bloody and screamy, alright?
So
But I was in no mood to play that nasty, ghost-ridden game. I ran out of that room and didn't look back.
What I do with the cartridge? I sold it on ebay for 1 cent, Johnny. Because that's profit, and you will understand when you're in the world of business.
Well, about time for me to go out and do stuff. I don't
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