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I was bored, so I decided to play Pokémon Y on my 3DS, but the fucking game was broken or some shit like that, I said:
 
-"Oh c'mon you fucking fucktard, I wasted 50 fucking dollars in you because it was some limited version or shit like that!-" I said, as you can see, I was very angry.
 
-"Let's see...-" I start to check my bookshelf
 
-"Fuck, I have beat all these fucking games-" I said
 
-"Mhh, I have an idea-" I said, then I looked at the window (At this point you will think that I am crazy because I'm talking alone, and yes, you are right)
 
-"Badass', the old fuck that lives in front of my house is having a garage sale , let's see if I can buy some games and post a creepypasta about them-" I said.
 
I walked to the garage sale, the I talked to assclown that was selling all that stuff.
 
-"Hey, I want to buy some shit-" I said.
 
-"Then don't bother me fucking Cum!-" The old fucktard said.
 
I saw a box filled with used DS games, I said to myself: "Fuck yeah,  this is so cliché, maybe the games are damned or something like that, I will upload a gameplay on YouTube and I will get famous!".
 
-"I want this shit-" I said to the old asshole.
 
-"Ohh, these are games that the children I used to abuse had-" He said.
 
-"Yeah, we all know that you're a pedophilecreep, now, what's the cost?-" I said.
 
-"Only 100 dollars-" The old cum said.
 
-"100 hundred fucking dollars?! are you crazy-" I said.
 
I punched the asshole in the face and I picked up all the games.
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I went to the house of my friend John, he's in drugs or shit like that.
 
He was sleeping, it was the perfect scenario for a rapeviolence, so I rapedstabbed him in the ass, then I started his computer, I entered Mozilla, then I clicked on a page called "Creepypasta wiki", I said: Fuck this shit, I'm going to invent this shit as everybody does.
 
So. I created the best creepypasta ever, but minutes later some assholes deleted my page, I created it again, and again, and again, and again until that asshole banned me.
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==Chapter 3: The Room==
''Coming Soon you basturd''
 
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