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(Created page with "You know, I've always been a fan of the free-to-play game Guild Wars 2. The amazing MMORPG being a combination of Dungeons & Dragons, Lord of the Rings and the works of HP Lovecraft already made me excited for days. That said, I've always had a soft spot for the first couple prior games from the 2000s. It's a shame not a whole lot of people talk about the first games the same way as the successor. But what I'm about to tell you might be a good reason why. I came home fr...") |
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I freaked out and fainted and was taken to a hospital. I woke up and the paramedics and doctors have arrived, but they all resemble Guild Wars characters but with hyper-realistc disheveled blooshot eyes. The ambulance was transferring me from a hospital to the Eye of the North by using an Asura Gate. I was thrown into it and I saw footage of everything, such as 9/11, and dollar signs being burnt, and worst of all, lizards. Lizards that crawl onto my bodies. I was then sent straight to hell. The next thing I saw was Cantha and Tyria having a ball of their lives and Devona congratulating me on beating the game. She was then seen with in formal wear while wearing a top hat, a bow tie, a monocle and a fake mustache, and was about to eat a grilled cheese sandwich. A Polymock appears and asks me this, "how did you beat the game?" I replied, "I was encountered by lizards." It chuckles and implied, "Well that's the thing. We ARE the lizards." His eyes slivered like almonds. Devona, Cantha and Tyria also got up to stare at me with their respective eyes also slivering like almonds.
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