Guild Wars: Murder Edition: Difference between revisions

 

I freaked out and fainted and was taken to a hospital. I woke up and the paramedics and doctors have arrived, but they all resemble Guild Wars characters but with hyper-realistc disheveled blooshot eyes. The ambulance was transferring me from a hospital to the Eye of the North by using an Asura Gate. I was thrown into it and I saw footage of everything, such as 9/11, and dollar signs being burnt, and worst of all, lizards. Lizards that crawl onto my bodies. I was then sent straight to hell. The next thing I saw was Cantha and Tyria having a ball of their lives and Devona congratulating me on beating the game. She was then seen with in formal wear while wearing a top hat, a bow tie, a monocle and a fake mustache, and was about to eat a grilled cheese sandwich. A Polymock appears and asks me this, "how did you beat the game?" I replied, "I was encountered by lizards." It chuckles and implied, "Well that's the thing. We ARE the lizards." His eyes slivered like almonds. Devona, Cantha and Tyria also got up to stare at me with their respective eyes also slivering like almonds.

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