Halloween on xmas
Fuck my Snes it Caused the Worst glitch
It waas Xmas and We were Going to GrandMoms house for Supper and Gifts
Then my Fucking Fucking Snes glitched
My family Turned into Ogres and Urinals
Skeletons strated Pooping OUt
At first I though It was A Glitch
And I was Fucking Right
Then a few Dicks knockd on our Door and asked for Candy or they wourld "Trick" us
Halloween'r?
This scary Experince stole my Soul and I can Not sleep anyMore so Scary
I is Starting subreddit - /r/mydickhasbeenstolen
Follow 'r' die. Lets Us stop this Nintendo Shit You call Mario because Glitch cans Happen anyTimme
Spread Awareness and you is Very scurred I scare Shit out of You! Asain Power!