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If a customer purchases a
On the eighth day past purchase, the
On the ninth day past purchase, the box begins to sing the
On the tenth day past purchase, the box begins changing positions every few minutes or hours, depending on how often the customer looks upon it. The longer the customer stares or the more times they see it, the less it moves. The customer may now take greater caution with the box, for it may use its new-found ability of occasional movement for destructive purposes, such as leaving the
On the eleventh day past purchase, if the customer stares at the box for a certain length of time, they may notice a sudden blinking before they look away. Similar to the first curse, this may disturb the customer, yet does no harm. The customer may keep in mind, though, that the previous curses still remain active.
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On the twelfth day, the printed facial features manifest themselves unto true flesh, blood, tooth, and bone. Discarding the box may prove extremely difficult now, disregarding its ability to bite, scream, and shake violently. The corners of the box now act as an anus and urethra, and the customer may notice thin strands of fecal matter and the scent of urine by this time. Discarding the box successfully may prove deeply unsanitary, for the box screams, shakes, defecates, and urinates all at once when the customer attempts to grasp the box. Although the box possesses a functioning mouth and digestive system, the customer need not worry over the box attempting to consume any of their body parts, although the customer may acknowledge the fact the box may devour small animals, including small dogs. Keeping the box as a pet is strongly discouraged.
On the thirteenth and final day past purchase, the box takes upon a visage unholy to the eyes of man. Staring for over fifteen minutes, blinking included, may drive the strongest of human minds to utter madness. If the customer begins to experience a sensation akin to
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