Harvey Beaks - Piri Piri The Killer: Difference between revisions

Mikey was sitting on a rock, playing Pokemon Crystal on his Gameboy Color. Dade’sDade's ripped off foot was landing in front of Mikey. Mikey saw that, however he thought it was just a glitch, so he brushed it off.

Wade was riding on a skateboard, he fell off and was shocked seeing his older but less cooler brother’sbrother's dead body. He cried and swore for revenge. Wade saw Piri Piri with her bloody katana and threw his skateboard, a rock, and a bottle at her. However, she blocked all of his moves using her katana.

He then out of nowhere pulled out a gun and shot at her. But suddenly, Piri Piri teleported away. She teleported so that she stood behind Wade and then she killed him. Piri Piri ripped off Wade’sWade's brain and threw it at Mikey.

Rooter appeared and was shocked when seeing these body parts. He slapped Mikey on the cheek and told him to wake up. Mikey screamed like Timmy Turner’sTurner's Dad. He was in pure shock, when realizing that it wasn't a glitch.

Piri Piri then sliced Mikey’sMikey's torso off of his body, ate the Pokemon Crystal Cartridge, and broke his Gameboy Color. Rooter was shocked when realizing that Piri Piri did this and broke down in tears, because he had a crush on Piri Piri.

“Sorry"Sorry Rooter, but Harvey’sHarvey's hotter.”" said Piri Piri Rooter cried and screamed “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!”" Piri Piri stabbed Rooter in his chest and then ate his heart.

Piri Piri loved the taste of blood, she went from wanting to kill just Fee and Foo, to wanting to kill everyone in Littlebark Woods, except for Harvey. She went on an absolute rampage, killing everything in Littlebark that isn’tisn't Harvey.

It showed a montage of her cooking Princess, ripping off Kratz's tail and stabbing him, slicing Jeremy’sJeremy's mushroom head off and eating it, and last but not least, killing Jackie Slitherstein and using her as a seat just to read Detective Dirk.

“Woah"Woah Piri!”" I thought “That"That was savage!!!!!”"

After that, the camera showed Harvey’sHarvey's house. Piri Piri entered Harvey’sHarvey's room, holding flowers in her hand. But when she entered his room…

Harvey was EMO, and he threw a small knife at her which she dodged. He then said “Die"Die biaaatch!" Harvey pulled out a gun, shot Piri Piri 3 times and threw her out of the window. He then jumped out too and stood on her.

Piri Piri managed to escape and grab a sharp stone. She threw it on Harvey’sHarvey's right eye, his eye started bleeding and he only saw with one eye.

Piri Piri tried to hit him again, but he dodged her moves and broke her left arm with a knuckle. Harvey then used the move “Headbutt”"Headbutt", it was super effective, because he was a watermelon head.

Piri Piri was very weakened, but she did have one way to win. She looked at the ground and saw a grenade next to her. Piri Piri threw the grenade inside Harvey’sHarvey's empty right eye hole. Harvey’sHarvey's head then exploded into million bloody pieces, just like a watermelon after getting smashed by a sledg hamer.

Hyper-Frickin-Realistic Blood was everywhere on the screen. It was the bloodiest blood of all bloody bloods. Seriously, I couldn’tcouldn't see anything on this bloody screen full of blood, it was too much bloooooooood!

After the static, I saw Piri Piri with even more super mega hyper ultra realistic red eyes! They were so realistic, I myself looked fake by comparison. A blood-ketchup-red text displayed at the bottom of the screen saying “I"I AM A GODDESS”GODDESS"

I don’tdon't know what a sword was doing in the classroom, but again, it’sit's a cartoon so it doesn’tdoesn't need to make sense.

Piri Piri made it to the school’sschool's hallway, she was whispering “Bart"Bart Bart Bart Bart…”Bart…" Bart left the classroom with a sword in his hand, he was ready.

Piri Piri threw a sharp stone at Bart's leg, his leg was injured and he fell to the ground. On that turn, Piri Piri tried to take advantage of that and stab him, but Bart’sBart's reactions were fast and he dodged her move.

He then grabbed the school’sschool's trophies and threw them at Piri Piri. She dodged the first 3, but then got hit by the rest. Piri Piri was injured on half of her body, Bart then grabbed her and threw her to a class’sclass's door. Bart then smashed the door on Piri Piri repeatedly. After 10 smashes, Piri Piri managed to escape and sliced Bart's shirt off with her katana. Bart then hit Piri Piri with his sword, her body received 3 cut wounds from that. Piri Piri then gave Bart 4 cut wounds with her katana, it’sit's unbelievable that these 10 year old children can survive these painful and very damaging hits.

They asked Bart if he wanted to join their gang. Bart said “Oh"Oh yeah!”" and he joined them. The Creepypasta All-Stars then used black magic to make Bart a part of them. Bart was turned into Dead Bart, he was a corpse of himself, but with white eyes and photo realism.

Even though Dead Bart was a corpse, he was still able to talk, walk, and fight. After he joined The Creepypasta All-Stars, the whole group went inside the portal to cause mischief somewhere else. Before Jeff The Killer went back to the portal, he said one more thing. “GO"GO TO SLEEP.”" He then entered the portal, and then the screen faded to black.

“Littlebark"Littlebark Woods Population: 0”0"

“Kanto"Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and Paldea Population: 0”0"

“Springfield"Springfield Population: ???????????”"

And then… that’sthat's it. Yeah that’sthat's all, there were no credits, no Nick logo, no jumpscare, it just ended there.

Now, you may expect me to grab a hammer and smash my computer and destroy the episode, since I’mI'm just another cliche lost episode story protagonist.

But actually, I don’tdon't want to delete the episode and keep it forever, because that final battle at the end was so cool and epic!

However, because I’mI'm so greedy to the point where Mr.Krabs in comparison to me looks nice, I won't show you the full episode. Though that being said, I do show you some screenshots.