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It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch.
▲It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left.
▲“Miss, can I have that?” I asked the big ugly lunchlady.
▲“Sure you can. Good luck.” She gives off a smile showing her nasty yellow teeth.
▲“Good luck?” I questioned myself but then shook it off.
I got to my table where all my outcast reject
▲“Dumb fat bitch.” I remarked.
▲I got to my table where all my outcast reject fagwhores were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell.
▲“Are you actually going to eat that?!” One of my bitch friends said.
I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth.
▲“Shut the fuck up! I’ll eat what I want.” I snapped back. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>
▲I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me.
▲“DUDE! WTF!” My faggot friend yelled in anger.
I ran to the water fountain and tried to rid the agonizing taste in my mouth but it was futile. I ran to the nurse vomiting on every kid and teacher in my path. Once I got to the nurse, she immediately sent me home. My mom picked me up from school carrying trash bags to vomit in.
On the way the back to my house, I filled the trash bag and then exploded in the car. My mom screamed and I heard a loud booming voice,
I thought it was the wind so I ignored it.
Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber
I thought
After that, I started to feel better so I got my computer and started fapping to porn. While watching
I got so scared that I jumped out the window.
I woke up in a hospital bed
Once I and my mom left the hospital, I asked her:
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▲She replied, “Enchiladas.”
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