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The next morning, the sponge was not there. I searched for it under the dish rack but it was not there. Who would have taken a sponge?
 
I found my sponge in the bathroom sink. I spoke to it. “Sponge"Sponge, why are you there?"
 
I was very scared because the sponge grew eyes and lips. The eyes were round like coins and the mouth had two teeth. I was even more scared because the sponge was wearing pants and a red power tie.
 
“Boy"Boy, this sink needs a wash," said the sponge. “Use"Use me! I’mI'm ready."
 
I was so very scared but it was also true: the sink was dirty. So I added soap and washed the sink with the talking sponge.
 
The sponge started to laugh in a horrible manner. “Bahahahahaha"Bahahahahaha! That was fun!"
 
I was so scared I tossed the sponge in the toilet. It did not flush. It only clogged the toilet and I was forced to pull it out with my hand.
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The sponge now had long arms and hands! The hands had four fingers each! Why? Why it has arms and hands, and why only four fingers?
 
“Sponge"Sponge, you are cursed," I said. The sponge made spooky ghost sounds. I hit the sponge.
 
“Ouch"Ouch!" Then it threatened me. “I"I know karate! Hi-ya!"
 
“Devil"Devil sponge, you do not threaten me. This is my house." I took the sponge and cut it up in the garbage disposal.
 
After this, I felt sad. I feel I had killed a living thing, and that is wrong. I prayed to God for forgiveness and searched for answers on the internet.
 
While searching I was very surprised. The talking sponge is a famous cartoon! Now I feel even more sad. I have killed a beloved children’schildren's character. May God forgive me.
 
Then I started to feel strange. I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror and saw I am now very yellow. That is not good. My pores looked very big as well. I decided to call a doctor the next morning.
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