Hey You, Pikachu! - すきです。: Difference between revisions

Hello, dear community.

 

Instead of having to explain what this said game is, I thought it would be more... intriguing to give you the records I have for the last patient I mentioned. She had the most detailed recording, after all...

 

 

 

As a child growing up I've always had social problems. First of all, I was about 7 feet tall in kindergarten and always wore dude-like outfits the school. Second; I'm naturally socially awkward. I can't talk to others with messing up or vomiting blood. Third; I'm very, very antisocial. I dislike people, who wouldn't?

Mom made me go to a professional about my issues. In the end I was given some drugs and the diary to write in. I'm told to write in this dumb thing every time I experience discomfort or excitement and list what I think is causing it. The God damn quack thinks I'm a real nut-job. I'm going write in it like REAL diary. Anyways, this page is only a intro- again I was told to write this crap. I feel so stupid.

 

 

I had another appointment today. The Quack was told I was feeling a little down- which is a fucking lie. Mom just wants to get rid of me, even if it's only for an hour.

I'm 17 and this guy treats me like a 6 year old. We talked about any urges I had. One in particular he pushed at was if I planned on killing anybody. That bastard only did one thing I was some-what in favor of: he gave me a video game to help boost my interaction skills. At first I thought I would be getting a massive online multiplayer shooter, but no. I got fucking Hey You, Pikachu! for the N64. I didn't even own a N64, how the fuck am I supposed to play this shit?

 

 

I got an N64 in the mail today. So I hooked up this fossil and played some Pokémanz. By talking to a virtual pet I'll learn how to interact with others? For the love of fucking Jesus Christ...

 

 

I played mini-games with Pikachu. That little twat must be deaf or something 'cause it never listens to me. Fucking Oak wants me to interact with it, but I just walk around the area. I've never played a Pokémon game before, I don't think I ever will after my "treatment."

 

 

Another damn appointment. I got more pills. This time it was for depression.

I fed the thing some vegtables from the garden. Is it normal for it to gain a few pounds?

 

 

Pikachu got really fat. I mean REALLY, REALLY fat. I ate on its own. Also, now the rat only responds to Japanese commands. How am I supposed to play now?

It seemed clingy today...

 

 

This Pikachu won't leave my side. It literally drags itself behind me. Maybe this is another glitch.

I sometimes translate some text on the screen with my computer. But one in particular caught my interest.

 

 

It translates "Pikachu really likes you...," and it's kind of funny. Oak didn't say it. It just popped up in the middle of the screen in a red text box.

 

 

The game won't shut off. I keep flicking the switch but the screen quickly blinks red and fades back into view with Pikachu in the middle of the room, seemingly upset.

 

Awkwardly enough, Pikachu seems to have grown to outrageous proportions as far as weight goes...

 

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-Thank you,

 

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