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I awoke bound to a chair and a burlap sack over my head. The bag was whipped off my head and I started to look around. I was in some kind of warehouse with very bad lighting. There were two people that I could see in front of me. One was an older looking woman, the other was a man in a suit sitting in a chair right behind her. It took a while for my eyes to adjust but the man turned out to be Presidential Candidate/Governor Bill Clinton. He seemed to be arguing with the woman, who turned out to be his wife, Hillary Clinton. |
I awoke bound to a chair and a burlap sack over my head. The bag was whipped off my head and I started to look around. I was in some kind of warehouse with very bad lighting. There were two people that I could see in front of me. One was an older looking woman, the other was a man in a suit sitting in a chair right behind her. It took a while for my eyes to adjust but the man turned out to be Presidential Candidate/Governor Bill Clinton. He seemed to be arguing with the woman, who turned out to be his wife, Hillary Clinton. |
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"C'mon Hillary, you don't have to do this, I'll do fine in the election. Please don-" Hillary slapped Bill across the face, shutting him up instantly. |
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"SHUT UP! WITH THIS, WE WON'T HAVE TO TAKE A RISK!" Hillary snapped back around to me with a big grin on her face. "So, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Hand them over!" |
"SHUT UP! WITH THIS, WE WON'T HAVE TO TAKE A RISK!" Hillary snapped back around to me with a big grin on her face. "So, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Hand them over!" |
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"Whack 'em, Bill." She stated. Bill walked toward me with a face that said 'I really don't want to do this but my wife has me by the balls'. He took a fast swing at my head I went out for good. I started to regain consciousness the next day as I heard the end of a phone call. |
"Whack 'em, Bill." She stated. Bill walked toward me with a face that said 'I really don't want to do this but my wife has me by the balls'. He took a fast swing at my head I went out for good. I started to regain consciousness the next day as I heard the end of a phone call. |
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"... Obain? In about two years. Make it look like a suicide. Don't disappoint me." She hung up the phone to see me return to my senses. "Oh look, the blue rat has awoken. A special friend of yours is coming here soon." As soon as she finished her sentence, I heard a door slam open and some footsteps coming our way. Two armed mercenaries were forcing in someone I knew dearly, Miles "Tails" Prower. He looked terrified, and he was holding a big sack. He plopped it on the table, and two Chaos Emeralds spilled out of the bunch. |
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"Good work, I'll take this from here." Hillary said as she pulled out each individual Emerald to make sure they aren't fakes. |
"Good work, I'll take this from here." Hillary said as she pulled out each individual Emerald to make sure they aren't fakes. |
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"T-tails..." I stuttered. "...why'd you do it..." |
"T-tails..." I stuttered. "... why'd you do it..." |
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Tails was shocked and I could hear the fear in his voice. "You know I had to do it em, they had a car battery clamped onto my nuts! You can't do that to a boy!" Tails fell on the ground in the fetal position and started to sob uncontrollably. Hillary had all of the emeralds as they started to glow all crazy-like. Bill went in to talk her out of this. "Hillary, please for the love of Jingus please don't!" If the people find out, I'll be ruined! Plea-" Hillary punched him in the face, knocking him on the ground. The Chaos Emeralds started to spin in a circle around Hillary as her eyes started to glow. |
Tails was shocked and I could hear the fear in his voice. "You know I had to do it em, they had a car battery clamped onto my nuts! You can't do that to a boy!" Tails fell on the ground in the fetal position and started to sob uncontrollably. Hillary had all of the emeralds as they started to glow all crazy-like. Bill went in to talk her out of this. "Hillary, please for the love of Jingus please don't!" If the people find out, I'll be ruined! Plea-" Hillary punched him in the face, knocking him on the ground. The Chaos Emeralds started to spin in a circle around Hillary as her eyes started to glow. |
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"...Chaos..CONTROL!" Hillary shouted as the room flashed white. I awoke in my bed. It was morning, Election Day. There was still time! I rushed to the polls, where everyone was voting. "Did you see how Clinton stopped Eggman and his army of evil robots? He definitely deserves my vote!" I kept hearing all these things about them and I just shrugged them off. I got to the booth and saw the ballot. I immediately went to OTHER - WRITE IN. I wrote in only one word. |
"... Chaos... CONTROL!" Hillary shouted as the room flashed white. I awoke in my bed. It was morning, Election Day. There was still time! I rushed to the polls, where everyone was voting. "Did you see how Clinton stopped Eggman and his army of evil robots? He definitely deserves my vote!" I kept hearing all these things about them and I just shrugged them off. I got to the booth and saw the ballot. I immediately went to OTHER - WRITE IN. I wrote in only one word. |
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Freedom. |
Freedom. |
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